From the South American Stereotypes Society:
This was heard on the metro on Saturday. It was two intern-looking guys:
Guy 1: So where are you working?
Guy 2: [Something about Colombia]
Guy 1: Oh, cool. So that’s for like the Colombian government, right? So you’re like exporting cocaine? (laughs)
Guy 2: (completely serious) No.
Guy 1: Well, do they have anything else.. besides cocaine?
Guy 2: (still completely serious and now slightly patronizing) Yeah, like flowers and stuff.