Interns, discussing future career plans:
Guy: “He’s a pretty smart guy as I understand it.”
Girl: “Well, I’m a smart girl!”
Guy: “He’s a Career Ambassador, which is equivalent to a 4 star …. and you could totally take his job in like 30 years!”
Girl: “thankssssss and until then?”
Guy: “Work on your Arabic and get married. I’ve discovered that everybody in high level positions is married. Appaently you’re not trustworthy single.