Overheard exiting the Dupont Metro Station …
Two young guys (not overtly gay) standing on the Dupont escalator behind two girls …
Girl #1 to Guy #1: “Excuse me … but would you please stop staring at my friend’s ass!”
Guy #1′s response: “Bitch, puh-lease! You’re in Dupont Circle … and I was staring at them tired-ass jeans.”
Girl #1′s response grinning ear to ear: “I like you … you’re my new best friend.”
Girl #2 looking shocked and slightly hurt: “And where does that leave me!?”
ROFL, the guy sounds like a friend of mine.