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There’s always one smartass, usually it’s me…

October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Sports

Girl 1: I’m a huge Alabama fan, what’s your favorite team?
Guy 1: Oh I’m not much of a college football fan, I’m a Philadelphia Eagles guy.
(Guy 2 walks up)
Girl 1: And what kind of fan are you?
Guy 2: (pause), I’m an oscillating fan
Girl 1: (silence) …

3 Comments so far ↓

Anonymous // Oct 20, 2008 at 8:39 am

Once she admitted to being an Alabama fan, he should have known she was an idiot.
Rachel // Oct 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm

I love guy 2!!
Anonymous // Oct 27, 2008 at 1:05 pm

Love it. Well done, sir.

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