Saturday night in the bathroom of Old Glory in Georgetown:
Drunk girl 1: Do you want to leave and go to Bethesda for the rest of the night?
Drunk girl 2: Yeah sure, that’s fine.
Drunk girl 1: I just feel more comfortable in Bethesda. Those are my people. DC’s kind of sketchy, you know?
Georgetown is possibly the least sketchy place in DC, and Old Glory is probably the least sketchy place in Georgetown.