Heard on the sidewalk in front of Metro Center:
Woman A – Oh, no!
Woman B (a nearby stranger) – Is everything all right?
Woman A – I think I forgot to lock my car.
Woman B – Where did you leave it?
Woman A – In East Falls Church. (Stops, takes out her car key fob, points it at the sky, and presses the “Door Lock” button.)
Woman B – Um, I think that you have to be pretty close to your car for that to work.
Woman A – (Looking annoyed) Well, I’ll just have to ask my dealer about that!