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I’m willing you my self respect.

October 4th, 2011 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

“You promised your mom on her deathbed you wouldn’t cheat on me.” –Adams Morgan

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I see scary, suburban people

August 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Adams Morgan, Metro

Guy at Adams Morgan waiting for a delayed metro: “I was looking at a metro map the other day, and I wonder: why do they have metro stops like White Flint and Twinbrook? Is that necessary? Do people even exist that far out?”

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Maryland scares me.

April 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Adams Morgan, Dumb chicks

At DC Kickball game in Adam’s Morgan Girl to teammate: Oh, hey, have a nice trip!! Guy: Where is she going? Girl: Suburban Maryland.

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And on the 4th day, God created giant slices of pizza

February 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

Guy: They’re doing God’s work here. –Jumbo Slice in Adams Morgan, 3:30pm on Valentine’s Day. Yes, PM.

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T9′s parents – not married!

October 7th, 2009 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

18th and Columbia NW: Man: This makes me so angry! Predictive text won’t let me write ‘bastard.’ Woman: Yeah, it’s like the people who invented it didn’t want anybody to swear.

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Favorite music does not include Nirvana

September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Adams Morgan

In Jumbo Slice in Adams Morgan and two girls were talking about a dating site and one explains: I didn’t want to put “any” in my profile ’cause I didn’t want anybody into Buddhisism…you know, like, BUDDHISISM! That would be too weird for me. (Editor’s Note: that’s how the religion was spelled in the email [...]

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Persistence is futile

March 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Adams Morgan, Residentially Challenged

Homeless man on sidewalk in Adams Morgan: You got some change?Girl: No, sorry, no change.Homeless man: Well I’ll take dollars.Girl: No, no cash at all.Homeless man: Well, I’ll walk with you to the ATM.

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How you know a date is going downhill

February 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

At an Italian restaurant in Adams Morgan, a girl and a guy on a date on Valentine’s Day: Girl: So, I want to try ecstasyGuy: Why?Girl: You did.Guy: Yeah but that was five years ago.

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Scratchandwinnakuh?

December 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

Guy: I used to have a Jewish girlfriend and it was great – I’d get to celebrate all the holidays with her family. My favorite was the one where the dad hid lottery tickets around the house. –Adams Morgan

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I’m getting visions of sugarplums and the spins

December 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

Guy: I gotta start drinking early, ‘cus no one likes a sober Santa –Adams Morgan

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