Eavesdrop DC » Adams Morgan http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I’m willing you my self respect. http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/10/04/im-willing-you-my-self-respect/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/10/04/im-willing-you-my-self-respect/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2011 14:24:15 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1367 “You promised your mom on her deathbed you wouldn’t cheat on me.”

–Adams Morgan

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/10/04/im-willing-you-my-self-respect/feed/ 0 I see scary, suburban people http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/24/i-see-scary-suburban-people/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/24/i-see-scary-suburban-people/#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:10:37 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/24/i-see-scary-suburban-people/ Guy at Adams Morgan waiting for a delayed metro:

“I was looking at a metro map the other day, and I wonder: why do they have metro stops like White Flint and Twinbrook? Is that necessary? Do people even exist that far out?”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/24/i-see-scary-suburban-people/feed/ 0 Maryland scares me. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/23/maryland/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/23/maryland/#comments Fri, 23 Apr 2010 18:02:48 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1226 At DC Kickball game in Adam’s Morgan

Girl to teammate: Oh, hey, have a nice trip!!

Guy: Where is she going?

Girl: Suburban Maryland.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/23/maryland/feed/ 0 And on the 4th day, God created giant slices of pizza http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/18/and-on-the-4th-day-god-created-giant-slices-of-pizza/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/18/and-on-the-4th-day-god-created-giant-slices-of-pizza/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:33:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1130 Guy: They’re doing God’s work here.

–Jumbo Slice in Adams Morgan, 3:30pm on Valentine’s Day. Yes, PM.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/18/and-on-the-4th-day-god-created-giant-slices-of-pizza/feed/ 0 T9’s parents – not married! http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/07/t9s-parents-not-married/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/07/t9s-parents-not-married/#comments Wed, 07 Oct 2009 20:20:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1092 18th and Columbia NW:

Man: This makes me so angry! Predictive text won’t let me write ‘bastard.’

Woman: Yeah, it’s like the people who invented it didn’t want anybody to swear.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/07/t9s-parents-not-married/feed/ 0 Favorite music does not include Nirvana http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/29/favorite-music-does-not-include-nirvana/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/29/favorite-music-does-not-include-nirvana/#comments Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:29:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=895 In Jumbo Slice in Adams Morgan and two girls were talking about a dating site and one explains: I didn’t want to put “any” in my profile ’cause I didn’t want anybody into Buddhisism…you know, like, BUDDHISISM! That would be too weird for me.

(Editor’s Note: that’s how the religion was spelled in the email we got – not sure if that’s what the girl said or if it’s just a typo).

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/29/favorite-music-does-not-include-nirvana/feed/ 1 Persistence is futile http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/25/persistence-is-futile/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/25/persistence-is-futile/#comments Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:47:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=737 Homeless man on sidewalk in Adams Morgan: You got some change?
Girl: No, sorry, no change.
Homeless man: Well I’ll take dollars.
Girl: No, no cash at all.
Homeless man: Well, I’ll walk with you to the ATM.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/25/persistence-is-futile/feed/ 2 How you know a date is going downhill http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/02/19/how-you-know-a-date-is-going-downhill/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/02/19/how-you-know-a-date-is-going-downhill/#comments Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:51:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=704 At an Italian restaurant in Adams Morgan, a girl and a guy on a date on Valentine’s Day:

Girl: So, I want to try ecstasy
Guy: Why?
Girl: You did.
Guy: Yeah but that was five years ago.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/02/19/how-you-know-a-date-is-going-downhill/feed/ 0 Scratchandwinnakuh? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/19/scratchandwinnakuh/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/19/scratchandwinnakuh/#comments Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:21:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=659 Guy: I used to have a Jewish girlfriend and it was great – I’d get to celebrate all the holidays with her family. My favorite was the one where the dad hid lottery tickets around the house.

–Adams Morgan

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/19/scratchandwinnakuh/feed/ 0 I’m getting visions of sugarplums and the spins http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/14/im-getting-visions-of-sugarplums-and-the-spins/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/14/im-getting-visions-of-sugarplums-and-the-spins/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:16:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=655 Guy: I gotta start drinking early, ‘cus no one likes a sober Santa

–Adams Morgan

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