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At EavesdropDC, we like to start our day with a little irony

September 13th, 2007 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

One older gentleman talking to another, watching cops chase down some teenage thugs:
“If they’d just start killing them young heathens, there wouldn’t be so much violence around here.”
–Adams Morgan

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I’m not sure we want to start the day off with a little racism, but . . .

March 22nd, 2007 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

Guy hitting on a girl:

Guy: “. . . So, then I worked for the Kerry Campaign . . .”

Girl: “You worked for Kerry?”

Guy: “Yeah.”

Girl: “I used to be pretty liberal too, but then I moved to DC and met all of these minorities.”
–Brass Monkey

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Sounds like my kind of lesbian

February 27th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Adams Morgan

Two men talking: “She’s the one who introduced me to the lesbian that beat me up after sex”.–Adams Morgan

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biologically, sluts do have larger, um, tearducts

January 8th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Adams Morgan, Women of questionable character

Guy 1: Why is Amanda crying?Guy 2: Amanda is crying because she’s a slut.
–Adams Morgan

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He’s got game (and he’s a liar)

April 10th, 2006 · No Comments · Adams Morgan

Guy to girl: “I didn’t buy you this drink to get in your pants. I bought you this drink because I’m new to the city, and I need to meet people.”-Toledo Lounge, Adams Morgan

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