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I’d bet money this was outside of Clarendon Ballroom.

July 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Clarendon, Drugs and Booze

Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.” Just about made me gag

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Ticket in the gate. Not as good as Dick in a box, but I could see JT rapping to it.

December 7th, 2007 · 6 Comments · Clarendon, Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

6 PM at the exit gates of Clarendon Metro Station: Bewildered woman: “Excuse me, can I ask you a really dumb question? How do I get out of here?” Man: “Um, you mean the station?” Woman: “yes” Man: “you go up that escalator up there.” Woman: “No, I mean like how do I get out [...]

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But the grass would be so whiny!

April 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Clarendon

Guy to Woman friend in line at Murky Coffee in Clarendon: The floor here is so chic. They must have been like, how can we make this floor look chic? Let’s strip off all of the tile. It’s so emo. Hey, you know what I want? Emo grass. That stuff cuts itself.

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Those who can’t do . . .

November 20th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

Guy: “I started in aeronautical engineering. Got a 0.9 for my first semester and realized this just wasn’t working out. So I switched to education.” – Clarendon

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More like a bat out of hell. . .

November 13th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

(Non-Jewish) Guy to Jewish girl: “I’ve decided that the question is not so much whether I’m going to hell, as how fast I’m going to get there. Like, will it be bullet train, or hot air balloon? Wait, do we even believe in hell?” – Clarendon

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If by genius you mean self-imporant hipster, then yeah it’s a genius bar.

October 17th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

Apple Store guy: If you just sit tight, someone from the Genius Bar will be with you shortly.Guy with iPod issues: I have a real quick question. Do you think you could help me?ASG: No. I’m not one of the geniuses. – Apple store in Clarendon

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When you know she’s not the one

August 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

Guy to Girl: I knew it could never work with her. I couldn’t talk about fucking her mom. –Clarendon

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Help! My iPod displays a sad iPod icon … and that is because you are stupid.

August 7th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon, Dumb chicks

20-something girl at Apple “Genius Bar” repair center, getting her iPod fixed because it got wet. Apple repair dude: “So how wet did your iPod actually get?”Girl: “Well, it was just ONE wave, so…” –Apple Store, Clarendon

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You rob that cradle girl!

June 30th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

Drunk girl: OH my god, there were like so many cute guys there! That one guy talking to you in the green shirt? Grrr… I would totally hook up with him! Though he did graduate high school the same year I graduated college. That’s kinda weird. – Clarendon Ballroom

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We all need somebody to lean on

May 30th, 2006 · No Comments · Clarendon

Girl to her “so-called” friends: “I mean, what exactly does she bring to our group of friends? I mean, with us, there’s like this spark. And, with her, I mean, she’s not really funny, she’s not really nice, she’s not anything. I mean, I guess, she’s a good outlet when I want to talk …”-Mexicale [...]

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