Eavesdrop DC » Clarendon http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I’d bet money this was outside of Clarendon Ballroom. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:18:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1277 Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.”

Just about made me gag

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/feed/ 0 Ticket in the gate. Not as good as Dick in a box, but I could see JT rapping to it. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/07/ticket-in-the-gate-not-as-good-as-dick-in-a-box-but-i-could-see-jt-rapping-to-it/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/07/ticket-in-the-gate-not-as-good-as-dick-in-a-box-but-i-could-see-jt-rapping-to-it/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:19:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=647 6 PM at the exit gates of Clarendon Metro Station:

Bewildered woman: “Excuse me, can I ask you a really dumb question? How do I get out of here?”

Man: “Um, you mean the station?”

Woman: “yes”

Man: “you go up that escalator up there.”

Woman: “No, I mean like how do I get out of right here?”

Man: “Uh, remember how you got in with a ticket?”

Woman: “yeah”

Man: “put the ticket in the gate.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/07/ticket-in-the-gate-not-as-good-as-dick-in-a-box-but-i-could-see-jt-rapping-to-it/feed/ 6 But the grass would be so whiny! http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/but-the-grass-would-be-so-whiny/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/but-the-grass-would-be-so-whiny/#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2007 15:51:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=415 Guy to Woman friend in line at Murky Coffee in Clarendon: The floor here is so chic. They must have been like, how can we make this floor look chic? Let’s strip off all of the tile. It’s so emo. Hey, you know what I want? Emo grass. That stuff cuts itself.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/but-the-grass-would-be-so-whiny/feed/ 1 Those who can’t do . . . http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/20/those-who-cant-do/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/20/those-who-cant-do/#comments Mon, 20 Nov 2006 15:28:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=329 Guy: “I started in aeronautical engineering. Got a 0.9 for my first semester and realized this just wasn’t working out. So I switched to education.”

– Clarendon

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/20/those-who-cant-do/feed/ 0 More like a bat out of hell. . . http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/13/more-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/13/more-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/#comments Mon, 13 Nov 2006 18:57:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=320 (Non-Jewish) Guy to Jewish girl: “I’ve decided that the question is not so much whether I’m going to hell, as how fast I’m going to get there. Like, will it be bullet train, or hot air balloon? Wait, do we even believe in hell?”

– Clarendon

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/11/13/more-like-a-bat-out-of-hell/feed/ 0 If by genius you mean self-imporant hipster, then yeah it’s a genius bar. http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/10/17/if-by-genius-you-mean-self-imporant-hipster-then-yeah-its-a-genius-bar/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/10/17/if-by-genius-you-mean-self-imporant-hipster-then-yeah-its-a-genius-bar/#comments Tue, 17 Oct 2006 17:47:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=300 Apple Store guy: If you just sit tight, someone from the Genius Bar will be with you shortly.
Guy with iPod issues: I have a real quick question. Do you think you could help me?
ASG: No. I’m not one of the geniuses.

– Apple store in Clarendon

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/10/17/if-by-genius-you-mean-self-imporant-hipster-then-yeah-its-a-genius-bar/feed/ 0 When you know she’s not the one http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/21/when-you-know-shes-not-the-one/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/21/when-you-know-shes-not-the-one/#comments Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:09:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=251 Guy to Girl: I knew it could never work with her. I couldn’t talk about fucking her mom.

–Clarendon

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/21/when-you-know-shes-not-the-one/feed/ 0 Help! My iPod displays a sad iPod icon … and that is because you are stupid. http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/07/help-my-ipod-displays-a-sad-ipod-icon-and-that-is-because-you-are-stupid/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/07/help-my-ipod-displays-a-sad-ipod-icon-and-that-is-because-you-are-stupid/#comments Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:19:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=234 20-something girl at Apple “Genius Bar” repair center, getting her iPod fixed because it got wet.

Apple repair dude: “So how wet did your iPod actually get?”
Girl: “Well, it was just ONE wave, so…”

–Apple Store, Clarendon

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/08/07/help-my-ipod-displays-a-sad-ipod-icon-and-that-is-because-you-are-stupid/feed/ 0 You rob that cradle girl! http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/06/30/you-rob-that-cradle-girl/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/06/30/you-rob-that-cradle-girl/#comments Fri, 30 Jun 2006 13:13:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=191 Drunk girl: OH my god, there were like so many cute guys there! That one guy talking to you in the green shirt? Grrr… I would totally hook up with him! Though he did graduate high school the same year I graduated college. That’s kinda weird.

– Clarendon Ballroom

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/06/30/you-rob-that-cradle-girl/feed/ 0 We all need somebody to lean on http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/05/30/we-all-need-somebody-to-lean-on-2/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/05/30/we-all-need-somebody-to-lean-on-2/#comments Tue, 30 May 2006 14:03:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=147 Girl to her “so-called” friends: “I mean, what exactly does she bring to our group of friends? I mean, with us, there’s like this spark. And, with her, I mean, she’s not really funny, she’s not really nice, she’s not anything. I mean, I guess, she’s a good outlet when I want to talk …”
-Mexicale Blues in Clarendon

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