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Entries Tagged as 'Drugs and Booze'

I’d bet money this was outside of Clarendon Ballroom.

July 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Clarendon, Drugs and Booze

Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.” Just about made me gag

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That does NOT come with your SmartTrip card

December 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze, Metro

On a red line train near the New York Avenue station: Very loud drunk guy: “Well, it’s not like you saying any of this matters, he’s gonna give me a blowjob right now anyway.”Very loud, whiney drunk girl: “But you didn’t ask the Metro conductor!”

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We’re assuming they play for Delaware.

August 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Softball Player Girl: “I don’t know about you, but this is gonna be one long, drunken metro ride home.” Softball Player Boy: “Lucky, I have to drive.” –CAN Softball Tournament at Goddard Softball Fields

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Boozers are better boyfriends

March 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze

A couple of 20-something guys walking down L Street during lunch: guy#1: So what about that girl?guy#2: Well, I stopped drinking when I began dating her. Then I became very boring. …And we’re not dating anymore.guy#1: Yeah, that happens sometimes.

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Have you ever tried to come up with somebody’s name . . . ON WEED!?

March 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Bartender 1: “Hey, that guy is here. You remember him. That one with the thing.” Bartender 2: “Dude, I’m a stoner. You’re going to have to be more specific than that.” Bar at Dave and Buster’s, White Flint

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Can it be both?

December 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Buxom birthday girl: “I mean, I have drank a beer out of my own cleavage. Is that cool? Or weird?” –Rumors

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I know you are, but what am I?

December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Dumb dudes, Metro

Four drunk guys discussing percentages. “You guys are idiots. What kind of math camp did you go to? 1 in 20 is totally 20%!” –Red Line Metro

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What kind of friend are you?

November 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW, Shameless self-promotion

Girl on phone: “No, I will not contribute to your drug habits!” -GW Note from EavesdropDC: EavesdropDC is now on Facebook! Friend us!

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Sounds like another great reality show for Fox.

November 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Clearly drunk girl with a beer bong (to no one in particular): “I’ll funnel YOU.” Random guy: “THAT’D be interesting.” –Near Foggy Bottom / GW metro station

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Thank you, GW, for always giving us people to mock.

November 9th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW

Girl on the phone: “This is the first Friday I haven’t been hungover! I’m going to class, it’s nice out, and I feel great!” –GW, last Friday

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