Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.” Just about made me gag
Entries Tagged as 'Drugs and Booze'
July 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Clarendon, Drugs and Booze
December 3rd, 2008 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze, Metro
On a red line train near the New York Avenue station: Very loud drunk guy: “Well, it’s not like you saying any of this matters, he’s gonna give me a blowjob right now anyway.”Very loud, whiney drunk girl: “But you didn’t ask the Metro conductor!”
August 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Softball Player Girl: “I don’t know about you, but this is gonna be one long, drunken metro ride home.” Softball Player Boy: “Lucky, I have to drive.” –CAN Softball Tournament at Goddard Softball Fields
March 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze
A couple of 20-something guys walking down L Street during lunch: guy#1: So what about that girl?guy#2: Well, I stopped drinking when I began dating her. Then I became very boring. …And we’re not dating anymore.guy#1: Yeah, that happens sometimes.
March 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Bartender 1: “Hey, that guy is here. You remember him. That one with the thing.” Bartender 2: “Dude, I’m a stoner. You’re going to have to be more specific than that.” Bar at Dave and Buster’s, White Flint
December 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Buxom birthday girl: “I mean, I have drank a beer out of my own cleavage. Is that cool? Or weird?” –Rumors
December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Dumb dudes, Metro
Four drunk guys discussing percentages. “You guys are idiots. What kind of math camp did you go to? 1 in 20 is totally 20%!” –Red Line Metro
November 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW, Shameless self-promotion
Girl on phone: “No, I will not contribute to your drug habits!” -GW Note from EavesdropDC: EavesdropDC is now on Facebook! Friend us!
November 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Clearly drunk girl with a beer bong (to no one in particular): “I’ll funnel YOU.” Random guy: “THAT’D be interesting.” –Near Foggy Bottom / GW metro station
November 9th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW
Girl on the phone: “This is the first Friday I haven’t been hungover! I’m going to class, it’s nice out, and I feel great!” –GW, last Friday