Eavesdrop DC » Drugs and Booze http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 I’d bet money this was outside of Clarendon Ballroom. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 18:18:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1277 Drunk guy to drunk girl outside bar in Arlington after last call: “So slick, so sexy, just like you.”

Just about made me gag

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/02/id-bet-money-this-was-outside-of-clarendon-ballroom/feed/ 0 That does NOT come with your SmartTrip card http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/03/that-does-not-come-with-your-smarttrip-card/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/03/that-does-not-come-with-your-smarttrip-card/#comments Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:50:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=937 On a red line train near the New York Avenue station:

Very loud drunk guy: “Well, it’s not like you saying any of this matters, he’s gonna give me a blowjob right now anyway.”
Very loud, whiney drunk girl: “But you didn’t ask the Metro conductor!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/03/that-does-not-come-with-your-smarttrip-card/feed/ 1 We’re assuming they play for Delaware. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/19/were-assuming-they-play-for-delaware/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/19/were-assuming-they-play-for-delaware/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:52:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=857 Softball Player Girl: “I don’t know about you, but this is gonna be one long, drunken metro ride home.”

Softball Player Boy: “Lucky, I have to drive.”

–CAN Softball Tournament at Goddard Softball Fields

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/19/were-assuming-they-play-for-delaware/feed/ 0 Boozers are better boyfriends http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/27/boozers-are-better-boyfriends/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/27/boozers-are-better-boyfriends/#comments Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:37:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=739 A couple of 20-something guys walking down L Street during lunch:

guy#1: So what about that girl?
guy#2: Well, I stopped drinking when I began dating her. Then I became very boring. …And we’re not dating anymore.
guy#1: Yeah, that happens sometimes.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/27/boozers-are-better-boyfriends/feed/ 1 Have you ever tried to come up with somebody’s name . . . ON WEED!? http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/05/have-you-ever-tried-to-come-up-with-somebodys-name-on-weed/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/05/have-you-ever-tried-to-come-up-with-somebodys-name-on-weed/#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:26:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=720 Bartender 1: “Hey, that guy is here. You remember him. That one with the thing.”

Bartender 2: “Dude, I’m a stoner. You’re going to have to be more specific than that.”

Bar at Dave and Buster’s, White Flint

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/03/05/have-you-ever-tried-to-come-up-with-somebodys-name-on-weed/feed/ 0 Can it be both? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/20/can-it-be-both/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/20/can-it-be-both/#comments Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:56:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=660 Buxom birthday girl: “I mean, I have drank a beer out of my own cleavage. Is that cool? Or weird?”

–Rumors

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/20/can-it-be-both/feed/ 0 I know you are, but what am I? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/03/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/03/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=640 Four drunk guys discussing percentages.

“You guys are idiots. What kind of math camp did you go to? 1 in 20 is totally 20%!”

–Red Line Metro

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/03/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/feed/ 0 What kind of friend are you? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:50:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=628 Girl on phone: “No, I will not contribute to your drug habits!”

-GW

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]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/feed/ 0 Sounds like another great reality show for Fox. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/19/sounds-like-another-great-reality-show-for-fox/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/19/sounds-like-another-great-reality-show-for-fox/#comments Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:32:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=625 Clearly drunk girl with a beer bong (to no one in particular): “I’ll funnel YOU.”

Random guy: “THAT’D be interesting.”

–Near Foggy Bottom / GW metro station

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/19/sounds-like-another-great-reality-show-for-fox/feed/ 0 Thank you, GW, for always giving us people to mock. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/09/thank-you-gw-for-always-giving-us-people-to-mock/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/09/thank-you-gw-for-always-giving-us-people-to-mock/#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:43:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=615 Girl on the phone: “This is the first Friday I haven’t been hungover! I’m going to class, it’s nice out, and I feel great!”

–GW, last Friday

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