Drunk guy to his friends: “Have you ever peed your pants at a bar?”
-Pat Troy’s, Alexandria
Entries Tagged as 'Drugs and Booze'
George Washington will save children, but not the British children.
September 14th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze, GW
Drunk Girl 1: “I think George Washington would be so proud of us right now.”
Drunk Girl 2: “Yeah he would! We drank so much, and we didn’t even throw up. Why wouldn’t he be proud?”
–Outside of 7-11 on 19th on GW campus
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The teen years are where you really get your priorities straight.
August 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Georgetown
Teen girl to friends: “If I didn’t spend so much money at stores like this (shows price tag to friends), I would have money for weed.”
–corner of M and Wisconsin
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Is this man a better parent than Britney Spears? You decide.
June 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Metro
Woman: “You don’t even have a job!”
Man, with a baby in a stroller: “I sell drugs.”
Woman: “That’s not a job.”
Man: “It is on the street.”
–on the metro, red line near Fort Totten:
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Who needs alcohol when you have coke?
April 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Guy 1: “God, I’m so drunk.”Guy 2: “Haven’t you been drinking Diet Coke all night?”Guy 1: “Well yeah, but still….”
– Near the 17th Street strip of bars
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When you just can’t wait to get back to your crack house
April 11th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Two businessmen are walking down the street in Georgetown and see a group of three teenagers out front of a CVS carefully measuring cough syrup into a plastic cup.
Businessman: Uh, are they making meth on the street now?
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Luck of the . . . farm animals . . . to you?
March 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Metro
Drunk twenty-something: “Dude, the girls love it when you do mooing sounds.”
Other drunk twenty-something: [moos]
–Metro Center, Saturday 3/17
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Sounds like you ran into one of the EavesdropDC bloggers!
March 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
On the Circulator, around 6 PM. The driver announces that the next stop will be 19th and K.
Man: (shouting as he makes his way to the exit) That’s it! That’s the joint! That’s the shit! I gotta drink me some beer! Gonna get DRUNK! My cokehead days are over, [...]
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Where’d you get your PhD, Cheech? Drug school?
February 5th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW
International Relations Professor: “If I was to go to San Diego, or any city I’ve never been to, give me 24 hours and I could tell you, what, where, by whom, and how much the drugs are sold for…[long pause]…and, depending on the drug, perhaps even the quality.”
–GW
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High above the mucky-muck . . .
December 20th, 2006 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze
Guy supplying pot to his buddies, after they light up and groan audibly: “It’s pretty nasty, but I have a LOT of it.”
–Tenacious D concert, Patriot Center
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