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Uhhhh, yeah, me neither.

September 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze

Drunk guy to his friends: “Have you ever peed your pants at a bar?” -Pat Troy’s, Alexandria

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George Washington will save children, but not the British children.

September 14th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Drugs and Booze, GW

Drunk Girl 1: “I think George Washington would be so proud of us right now.” Drunk Girl 2: “Yeah he would! We drank so much, and we didn’t even throw up. Why wouldn’t he be proud?” –Outside of 7-11 on 19th on GW campus

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The teen years are where you really get your priorities straight.

August 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Georgetown

Teen girl to friends: “If I didn’t spend so much money at stores like this (shows price tag to friends), I would have money for weed.” –corner of M and Wisconsin

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Is this man a better parent than Britney Spears? You decide.

June 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Metro

Woman: “You don’t even have a job!” Man, with a baby in a stroller: “I sell drugs.” Woman: “That’s not a job.” Man: “It is on the street.” –on the metro, red line near Fort Totten:

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Who needs alcohol when you have coke?

April 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Guy 1: “God, I’m so drunk.”Guy 2: “Haven’t you been drinking Diet Coke all night?”Guy 1: “Well yeah, but still….” – Near the 17th Street strip of bars

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When you just can’t wait to get back to your crack house

April 11th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Two businessmen are walking down the street in Georgetown and see a group of three teenagers out front of a CVS carefully measuring cough syrup into a plastic cup. Businessman: Uh, are they making meth on the street now?

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Luck of the . . . farm animals . . . to you?

March 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Metro

Drunk twenty-something: “Dude, the girls love it when you do mooing sounds.” Other drunk twenty-something: [moos] –Metro Center, Saturday 3/17

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Sounds like you ran into one of the EavesdropDC bloggers!

March 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

On the Circulator, around 6 PM. The driver announces that the next stop will be 19th and K. Man: (shouting as he makes his way to the exit) That’s it! That’s the joint! That’s the shit! I gotta drink me some beer! Gonna get DRUNK! My cokehead days are over, gimme a beer!

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Where’d you get your PhD, Cheech? Drug school?

February 5th, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, GW

International Relations Professor: “If I was to go to San Diego, or any city I’ve never been to, give me 24 hours and I could tell you, what, where, by whom, and how much the drugs are sold for…[long pause]…and, depending on the drug, perhaps even the quality.” –GW

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High above the mucky-muck . . .

December 20th, 2006 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze

Guy supplying pot to his buddies, after they light up and groan audibly: “It’s pretty nasty, but I have a LOT of it.” –Tenacious D concert, Patriot Center

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