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Lacrosse – now with more racism.

July 18th, 2011 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

Girl in Pentagon City talking to friends: “I watched lacrosse for the first time the other day. I don’t get it. They just run around and hit each other with sticks. It’s like Rodney King.”

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Thank you, DC Public Schools

June 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

During Jury Orientation in the Moultrie Courthouse. Lady in the row in front of me: “Um, I have a question. The form I filled out says that if I don’t get picked, I have to come back in 2 years. But now you’re telling me I’ll have to come back in 24 months. So I’m [...]

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Geography Lesson Fail

June 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, GW

Overheard at a GWU vs. UNC-Charlotte baseball game as two GWU students heckle the Charlotte team: GWU Girl 1 heckles: Go back to Virginia! [pause] GWU Girl 2: No, that’s Charlottesville.

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That would just be silly.

May 13th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Metro

Overheard on the red line between Union Station and Judiciary Square: Woman 1: This metro announcer sounds different than the announcer on our last train. Do you think it’s a real person announcing the stops? Woman 2: Definitely not.

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[insert Jessica Simpson tuna fish joke here]

April 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

@ Common Wealth restaurant in Columbia Heights Blonde in her mid twenties asks the waiter: “London Broil is a white fish, right?”

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Stupid is as stupid does

April 26th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

@ 13th and N Streets, NW: A girl is waiting for the elevator when we walk up and press the down button. She looks at us in exasperation: “These elevators suck! I have been standing here for 20 minutes trying to get to the 8th floor, but every time I press the button, the elevator [...]

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Maryland scares me.

April 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Adams Morgan, Dumb chicks

At DC Kickball game in Adam’s Morgan Girl to teammate: Oh, hey, have a nice trip!! Guy: Where is she going? Girl: Suburban Maryland.

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When I pulled my hamstring, I went to an androgynous.

April 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dumb dudes, Metro

Two young professionals on the metro: Girl 1: Wait. You don’t know who Julia Child is? I mean, Julia Child is like the Abraham Lincoln of the home! You do know who Abraham Lincoln is, right? Boy 2: Well, yeah, but he appealed to a more androgynous crowd…

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Teddy Fail

April 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Arlington National Cemetery, in front of Ted Kennedy’s grave: girl 1: “Whose grave is that?” girl 2: “Theodore Roosevelt, I think”

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Well, he did write The Sound and the Fury

March 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, GW, Uncategorized

Female student in GW’s Colonial Central office: “Faulkner? He was some Christian crazy person…”

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