Overheard on the Blue Line Wednesday evening …
A group of 7 young women chatting about their spring internships
Women #1 “I’ve been so busy I haven’t even seen my office in Hart Building yet.”
Women #2 “You get your own office? Cool!”
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I’m sure the legislative staff can’t wait to see the intern’s office either …
March 25th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Hill, Interns
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And Screech just died a little inside
February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports
[No eavesdrop left behind! This was submitted in September, you know, when it was still baseball season. But hey, spring training!]
At the Nats game Tuesday 9/28. In-between innings while the Geico gecko is helping throw t-shirts to the crowd, a twenty-something woman to her friends:
“Is our mascot a Lizard? I thought it was the presidents.”
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Madam Secretary, do you have a light?
January 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Dumb chicks
A woman talking about why she was opposed to anyone being Secretary of State: “The President has enough secretaries anyway. I mean, how many people does it take to get him coffee and cigarettes and take his notes?”
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Your chariot awaits.
December 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont
Group headed toward Dupont Circle:
Girl 1: I am too high maintenance for a cab.
Girl 2: I don’t think I have met anyone too high maintenance for a cab before.
–Connecticut at N
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Mmm . . . we heart artificial flavoring too.
August 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks
Twenty-something girl: “I can’t eat more than one M&M at a time because I like to savor them.”
-virginia square
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You know how women can be . . .
August 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro
Female customs and border patrol officer (in uniform): “So I wasn’t surprised when he left his wife for his girlfriend, but I was surprised by the domestic battery charge . . . but, you know how women can be.”
-Orange line metro
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[insert inappropriate terrorism joke here]
August 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Dumb chicks
Heard standing in line to go through metal detector at a senate office building:
20 something girl intern on blackberry steps through metal detector.
Sweet-ass Security guard: “Miss your going to have to hang up your phone and run it through the machine.”
20 something girl Intern: “But I’m NOT a terrorist, and I’m on an [...]
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A new Olympic sport
August 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro
Two 20-something girls on the orange line after work.
Girl 1: “I watch MSNBC”Girl 2: “Which show?”Girl 1: “Oh, I like handball with Chris Matthews.”Gril 2: “Oh yeah, I like that show too!”
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If the Nazis had a mascot what would it be? Don’t answer that.
April 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks
Three girls talking about the rivalry between Team A and Team B.
Girl 1: I could never wear their logo or anything that has to do with them.Girl 2: Yeah, me too. Couldn’t do it.Girl 3: I would rather wear a swastika than wear their logo!
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Wow! And does it go to AND from places?
January 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)
College-aged tourist girl: “Wow! You can go outside on these!”
-Blue line metro coming from Rosslyn as it leaves the tunnel
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