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I’m sure the legislative staff can’t wait to see the intern’s office either …

March 25th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Hill, Interns

Overheard on the Blue Line Wednesday evening … A group of 7 young women chatting about their spring internships Women #1 “I’ve been so busy I haven’t even seen my office in Hart Building yet.” Women #2 “You get your own office? Cool!”

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And Screech just died a little inside

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports

[No eavesdrop left behind! This was submitted in September, you know, when it was still baseball season. But hey, spring training!] At the Nats game Tuesday 9/28. In-between innings while the Geico gecko is helping throw t-shirts to the crowd, a twenty-something woman to her friends: “Is our mascot a Lizard? I thought it was [...]

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Madam Secretary, do you have a light?

January 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

A woman talking about why she was opposed to anyone being Secretary of State: “The President has enough secretaries anyway. I mean, how many people does it take to get him coffee and cigarettes and take his notes?”

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Your chariot awaits.

December 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont

Group headed toward Dupont Circle: Girl 1: I am too high maintenance for a cab. Girl 2: I don’t think I have met anyone too high maintenance for a cab before. –Connecticut at N

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Mmm . . . we heart artificial flavoring too.

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

Twenty-something girl: “I can’t eat more than one M&M at a time because I like to savor them.” -virginia square

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You know how women can be . . .

August 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro

Female customs and border patrol officer (in uniform): “So I wasn’t surprised when he left his wife for his girlfriend, but I was surprised by the domestic battery charge . . . but, you know how women can be.” -Orange line metro

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[insert inappropriate terrorism joke here]

August 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Dumb chicks

Heard standing in line to go through metal detector at a senate office building: 20 something girl intern on blackberry steps through metal detector. Sweet-ass Security guard: “Miss your going to have to hang up your phone and run it through the machine.” 20 something girl Intern: “But I’m NOT a terrorist, and I’m on [...]

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A new Olympic sport

August 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro

Two 20-something girls on the orange line after work. Girl 1: “I watch MSNBC”Girl 2: “Which show?”Girl 1: “Oh, I like handball with Chris Matthews.”Gril 2: “Oh yeah, I like that show too!”

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If the Nazis had a mascot what would it be? Don’t answer that.

April 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks

Three girls talking about the rivalry between Team A and Team B. Girl 1: I could never wear their logo or anything that has to do with them.Girl 2: Yeah, me too. Couldn’t do it.Girl 3: I would rather wear a swastika than wear their logo!

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Wow! And does it go to AND from places?

January 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

College-aged tourist girl: “Wow! You can go outside on these!” -Blue line metro coming from Rosslyn as it leaves the tunnel

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