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Meet Mister Q; he is Quiet.

January 17th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont

A whole crew of college-aged girls on Massachusetts Avenue near Dupont:
Chick 1: What does CVS stand for anyway?
Chick 2: I think it stands for Customer Value and Service.
Chick 3: I think it stands for Care, Volunteer, and Safety.
Chick 2: No, actually I think it stands for Quality, Satisfaction, and …
Other Chicks: Quality starts with a [...]

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What are you doing in DC, Jessica Simpson?

January 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

Group of college age women talking loudly about what to make for dinner.
Girl 1: We could make chicken or maybe tuna.Girl 2: That sounds good to me because I do not eat red meatGirl 1: Oh ummm but isn’t tuna red meat?Girl 2: Nooo…tuna is fish.
Long silence
Girl 2: I can’t believe you live in Virginia…it [...]

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dum dum dumb

December 28th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

Female 1: “Is Buenos Aires the one with the huge Jesus piece?”
Female 2: “That is RIO in Brazil.”
Female 1: “Oh my bad, whatever part of Mexico!”
–Judiciary Square

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For DC’s sake, we hope the eavesdropper made this one up.

December 5th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Dumb chicks

Girl: “Is that leopard print? That is so trashy.”Guy: “No, that’s an actual leopard.”
–At the National Zoo

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I’m a little envious and a little nauseated all at the same time.

November 20th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Shameless self-promotion

Nurse: “Do you have insurance?”
Girl: “I have no idea. I bet you hear that all the time huh?”
Nurse: “Well, you are going to have to come back sometime next week, but not between 1-2 pm. The doctor is on her lunch break then.
Girl: “Oh, I’m still asleep then. And isn’t lunch like at 4 or [...]

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You’re a smart one, aren’t you?

November 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

(while walking through security for the White House)
DIA Chick: “I should have brought my DIA badge so they know I work for a superior agency.”
Dude: “What are you talking about, this is the White House, they own you.”
DIA Chick: “No! I work for the DIA.”
Dude: “Which is owned by the White House.”
DIA Chick: “Nu-uh we [...]

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No, you suck. Get over yourself.

October 15th, 2007 · 4 Comments · Dumb chicks, GW

Girl: Yeah, so my grandpa? He was in the Holocaust, and, like, every time he talks about it, I wanna say, “Ok, it sucked! Get over it!”
Other Girls: Yeah!
Guy: I know, right!
–GWU

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If you were dating a pirate it would be better. Arrrrr!

September 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks

Loud woman: “I really like this new guy I’m dating. What could be better than dating a guy who does breast implants for a living?”
–Matchbox, Chinatown

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Have you heard that one about the nun and seatless bike and the orgasm? Me neither.

September 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, GW

Blonde girl to her equally blonde friend: “Ohmigod! Like, how do you ride that bike?? It like, doesn’t even have a SEAT!!”
-pointing to a bike locked to a bike rack on the GW campus.

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This is retarded. Part 2.

September 6th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Metro

After just getting on a blue line train:
Girl: “Wait, I thought we just got OFF the orange line?”Guy: “We did.”Girl: “Then why are the seats orange?”
–Blue line metro

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