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When I pulled my hamstring, I went to an androgynous.

April 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dumb dudes, Metro

Two young professionals on the metro: Girl 1: Wait. You don’t know who Julia Child is? I mean, Julia Child is like the Abraham Lincoln of the home! You do know who Abraham Lincoln is, right? Boy 2: Well, yeah, but he appealed to a more androgynous crowd…

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E is for Eavesdrop!

April 16th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Two coworkers talking: First guy: E as in Eegloo Second guy: You mean, E as in Elephant? First guy: Oh, yeah! -Undisclosed DC location

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A new twist on atheism

April 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb dudes, Metro

In L’Enfant metro station: Man1: “What do they call those people who don’t believe in God?” Man2: “Anti-Christs.” Man1: “Oh yeah! Anti-Christs.”

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G-E-L-L-O just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

May 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Man yelling into cell phone: “No, I’m on G Street! G street! G as in Jello!” Overheard on G St.

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Now THAT is a huge waste of oreos.

May 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Dumb dudes, GW

Two kids were throwing what we believed to be rocks at a first-story window. Finally, the window opened and a GW student poked his head out. Rock-Throwing Kid: Good. I didn’t want to have to throw another Oreo. –Outside Ivory Tower, 23rd and G

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Darwin Awards material?

October 4th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Dude 1: Yo, ___ lost his credit card last night, and he left his id at home, he’s already on his way here.Dude 2: Man, that kid is a mess. He really hasn’t been the same since he fell off of that car. – Ballston

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And Chad too? Right?

January 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Young woman, discussing new potential boyfriend: “His name is Jordan.” Her dinner companion, a young man: “Isn’t Jordan a country or something?” -Ruby Tuesday

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So you got a website huh?

January 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dumb dudes

Frat Guy #1: So, I finally got the website up and running. Frat Guy #2: Oh? Really? What’s on it? Frat Guy #1: Oh, nothing so far. It just has a “Coming Soon” banner at the top. Frat Guy #2: Oh, nice. –Washington Square

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Next year is totally going to be our emotional year.

December 4th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Office worker : “I need to know if we have any outstanding invoices because it’s the end of our physical year.” –somewhere in DC (don’t forget to send in your location with your eavesdrops!)

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I know you are, but what am I?

December 3rd, 2007 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Dumb dudes, Metro

Four drunk guys discussing percentages. “You guys are idiots. What kind of math camp did you go to? 1 in 20 is totally 20%!” –Red Line Metro

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