Eavesdrop DC » Dumb dudes http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 When I pulled my hamstring, I went to an androgynous. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/22/when-i-pulled-my-hamstring-i-went-to-an-androgynous/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/22/when-i-pulled-my-hamstring-i-went-to-an-androgynous/#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:59:31 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1224 Two young professionals on the metro:
Girl 1: Wait. You don’t know who Julia Child is? I mean, Julia Child is like the Abraham Lincoln of the home! You do know who Abraham Lincoln is, right?
Boy 2: Well, yeah, but he appealed to a more androgynous crowd…

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/22/when-i-pulled-my-hamstring-i-went-to-an-androgynous/feed/ 0 E is for Eavesdrop! http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/16/e-is-for-eavesdrop/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/16/e-is-for-eavesdrop/#comments Fri, 16 Apr 2010 19:44:07 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1215 Two coworkers talking:

First guy: E as in Eegloo
Second guy: You mean, E as in Elephant?
First guy: Oh, yeah!

-Undisclosed DC location

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/16/e-is-for-eavesdrop/feed/ 0 A new twist on atheism http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/08/a-new-twist-on-atheism/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/08/a-new-twist-on-atheism/#comments Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:41:01 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1200 In L’Enfant metro station:

Man1: “What do they call those people who don’t believe in God?”

Man2: “Anti-Christs.”

Man1: “Oh yeah! Anti-Christs.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/08/a-new-twist-on-atheism/feed/ 0 G-E-L-L-O just doesn’t have the same ring to it. http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/15/g-e-l-l-o-just-doesnt-have-the-same-ring-to-it/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/15/g-e-l-l-o-just-doesnt-have-the-same-ring-to-it/#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 20:03:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1021 Man yelling into cell phone: “No, I’m on G Street! G street! G as in Jello!”

Overheard on G St.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/15/g-e-l-l-o-just-doesnt-have-the-same-ring-to-it/feed/ 0 Now THAT is a huge waste of oreos. http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/12/now-that-is-a-huge-waste-of-oreos/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/12/now-that-is-a-huge-waste-of-oreos/#comments Tue, 12 May 2009 18:15:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1019 Two kids were throwing what we believed to be rocks at a first-story window. Finally, the window opened and a GW student poked his head out.

Rock-Throwing Kid: Good. I didn’t want to have to throw another Oreo.

–Outside Ivory Tower, 23rd and G

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/05/12/now-that-is-a-huge-waste-of-oreos/feed/ 1 Darwin Awards material? http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/04/darwin-awards-material/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/04/darwin-awards-material/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:43:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=901 Dude 1: Yo, ___ lost his credit card last night, and he left his id at home, he’s already on his way here.
Dude 2: Man, that kid is a mess. He really hasn’t been the same since he fell off of that car.

– Ballston

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/04/darwin-awards-material/feed/ 0 And Chad too? Right? http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/30/and-chad-too-right/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/30/and-chad-too-right/#comments Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:30:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=689 Young woman, discussing new potential boyfriend: “His name is Jordan.”

Her dinner companion, a young man: “Isn’t Jordan a country or something?”

-Ruby Tuesday

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Frat Guy #2: Oh? Really? What’s on it?

Frat Guy #1: Oh, nothing so far. It just has a “Coming Soon” banner at the top.

Frat Guy #2: Oh, nice.

–Washington Square

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/25/so-you-got-a-website-huh/feed/ 1 Next year is totally going to be our emotional year. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/04/next-year-is-totally-going-to-be-our-emotional-year/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/04/next-year-is-totally-going-to-be-our-emotional-year/#comments Tue, 04 Dec 2007 16:14:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=642 Office worker : “I need to know if we have any outstanding invoices because it’s the end of our physical year.”

–somewhere in DC (don’t forget to send in your location with your eavesdrops!)

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/04/next-year-is-totally-going-to-be-our-emotional-year/feed/ 0 I know you are, but what am I? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/03/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/12/03/i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i/#comments Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:44:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=640 Four drunk guys discussing percentages.

“You guys are idiots. What kind of math camp did you go to? 1 in 20 is totally 20%!”

–Red Line Metro

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