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Wait, I thought we got Mexico when we got Texas?

November 27th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Dumb dudes

US Airways counter: Ticket Agent: “Good morning sir. How can I help you?” Man: “[Gives last name] party of two, 7:45 flight going to Cancun. I think the flight goes through Charlotte.” Ticket Agent: “Ok, sir, can I see your passports, please?” Man: “Passports?” Ticket Agent: “Yes sir, I need to see your passports.” Man: [...]

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You mean Poughkeepsie, New York, right?

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Guy with friend flagrantly jaywalking across 23rd & L St NW during afternoon rush hour: “See that’s what I hate about DC; in New York the cars would stop foryou, but here they’ll just run you over”

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Double Platinum Douche Bag

November 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

I was walking outside the Mayflower Hotel when I could not help but overhear this conversational gem from one of an obnoxious trio: “Big Daddy’s gonna be DOUBLE PLATINUM after this business trip!!”

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I feel so safe.

September 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes, Hill

Drunk guy: “I took my mandatory online terrorism training today . . . I totally failed it, dude.” -Bar, Capitol Hill

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I believe the word you are looking for is "si."

September 18th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Dumb dudes

Flight attendant: “Gentlemen, you are seated in an emergency exit row. I’m going to need you to read over this information about your responsibilities in the event of an evacuation. I need a vocal response from each of you that you speak English and you are comfortable with these responsibilities.” White Dude 1: “Yes.” Black [...]

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Yeah, Bush actually went to Loompaland and brought back hundreds of Oompa-Loompas.

September 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Asian Dude #1: So, how many people work in the White House? 10?Asian Dude #2: Way more than that.Asian Dude #1: 100?Asian Dude #2: Probably at least.Asian Dude #1: I wasn’t counting the slaves.Asian Dude #2: Uh-huh.Asian Dude #1: It looks like a plantation. I know they’ve got slaves in there. –Lafayette Park, lunchtime

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Math is not your forte, brah

June 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Brah #1: 8 Bucks for a Fuckin Beer, that’s ridiculousBrah #2: Dude, it’s 24 ozBrah #1: Oh, That’s ok then.(Pause)Brah #1: Dude, that’s great actually, that’s like the same size as a 40Brah #2: Yeah man, I love Old E –Merriweather at the Manu Chao/Thievery Corp show

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I hear Pop Rocks and soda cures cancer

June 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Dumb dudes

Late 20′s Frat Star #1: “Yeah dude, I really need to get my stuff together. I’ve already graduated college and I still live like I’m in college” Late 20′s Frat Star #2: “Yeah, don’t mess around and end up like Jon, he’s about to have a second kid. Both of them were mistakes” L20′sFS#1: “Yeah, [...]

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Adrian! Rocky! Adrian! Rocky! Lincoln?

August 1st, 2006 · 4 Comments · Dumb dudes, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Lincoln Memorial steps. Two tourists (men) are walking up the steps. One starts running up the stairs singing the Rocky theme song. He finally gets to the top and starts spinning around, waving arms up in the air and still singing. His friend finally arrives and shakes his head at him. Tourist 1: “Dude, wrong [...]

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Washington DC: A Place to be Some(poor)body

April 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Dumb dudes

Asian dude to girl: When I lived in Hong Kong, I was very wealthy and upper class. I had two chauffeurs and a chef. I just didn’t want to be rich anymore, that’s why I chose to move to DC. – 18th Street Lounge

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