what does imodium do

Eavesdrop DC

Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com

Eavesdrop DC header image 4

Entries Tagged as 'Dupont'

Were you wearing it ironically?

August 17th, 2010 · No Comments · Dupont

Overheard on the patio of a Dupont Circle cafe, by a well-dressed blonde woman in her 20s: “Things have certainly changed since I was a hipster and I had to wear a burqa!”

[Read more →]

Tags:

Sounds like a fun night!

April 5th, 2010 · No Comments · Dupont

Raku in Dupont. Two men at a table: “…and then I had to listen to you fuck him while I rubbed marinara sauce everywhere…and then someone put a shot glass down my garbage disposal…”

[Read more →]

Tags:

Both will vomit on you, but one will never need therapy or a college fund

February 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Dupont

3 college age girls sitting on a bench in Dupont: “I don’t know why. I just lust after dogs, not babies!”

[Read more →]

Tags:

Your chariot awaits.

December 31st, 2008 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont

Group headed toward Dupont Circle: Girl 1: I am too high maintenance for a cab. Girl 2: I don’t think I have met anyone too high maintenance for a cab before. –Connecticut at N

[Read more →]

Tags:

Haha! You have to resort to gimmicks to find love (I’m so lonely)

December 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

Thursday night at the Dupont Circle metro stop: “Hurry! We’re going to be late for speed dating!” – 20-something guy yelling frantically to his female buddy who was stuck at the metro turnstile. “SHHHHHHHHHHHH!” – Female Buddy turning bright red as she shushed him and wrestled with the ticket taker.

[Read more →]

Tags:

Not that we’re saying the shoe fits or anything. . .

November 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont

Guy on cell phone: “Did they sell their house?”::pause::Guy on cell phone: “Ohhh, they COULDN’T sell the house! ……yeah….that makes sense! Ain’t nobody can’t get credit now, ho!”::pause::Guy on cell phone: “…..wait, i didn’t mean to call you a ho, grandma….”

[Read more →]

Tags:

When all you’re left with is tired-ass jeans.

September 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont

Overheard exiting the Dupont Metro Station … Two young guys (not overtly gay) standing on the Dupont escalator behind two girls … Girl #1 to Guy #1: “Excuse me … but would you please stop staring at my friend’s ass!” Guy #1′s response: “Bitch, puh-lease! You’re in Dupont Circle … and I was staring at [...]

[Read more →]

Tags:

I kissed a girl and I liked it . . . (ha – now you’ll have that song in your head all day)

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

Random guy going out: “Yeah, well she was married to one guy, then got divorced. Then she got married again, to another guy, then divorced again, and now she’s a lesbian.”-Dupont Circle

[Read more →]

Tags:

5 points if you can hit that.

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

20 Something girl on cell phone on 21st Street/Dupont: “I’ve eaten road kill before. [pause] It’s OK if you see it die. [pause] no it’s not ok to if you didn’t see it killed…”

[Read more →]

Tags:

Sent in April 2

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont, No Eavesdrop Left Behind

“There’s a lot of things I hate.” A note from our eavesdropper – this is the only thing I know about this person I passed in Dupont Circle.

[Read more →]

Tags: