Eavesdrop DC

Overheard on the patio of a Dupont Circle cafe, by a well-dressed blonde woman in her 20s: “Things have certainly changed since I was a hipster and I had to wear a burqa!”

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Raku in Dupont. Two men at a table: “…and then I had to listen to you fuck him while I rubbed marinara sauce everywhere…and then someone put a shot glass down my garbage disposal…”

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3 college age girls sitting on a bench in Dupont: “I don’t know why. I just lust after dogs, not babies!”

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Thursday night at the Dupont Circle metro stop: “Hurry! We’re going to be late for speed dating!” – 20-something guy yelling frantically to his female buddy who was stuck at the metro turnstile. “SHHHHHHHHHHHH!” – Female Buddy turning bright red as she shushed him and wrestled with the ticket taker.

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Guy on cell phone: “Did they sell their house?”::pause::Guy on cell phone: “Ohhh, they COULDN’T sell the house! ……yeah….that makes sense! Ain’t nobody can’t get credit now, ho!”::pause::Guy on cell phone: “…..wait, i didn’t mean to call you a ho, grandma….”

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Overheard exiting the Dupont Metro Station … Two young guys (not overtly gay) standing on the Dupont escalator behind two girls … Girl #1 to Guy #1: “Excuse me … but would you please stop staring at my friend’s ass!” Guy #1′s response: “Bitch, puh-lease! You’re in Dupont Circle … and I was staring at [...]

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Random guy going out: “Yeah, well she was married to one guy, then got divorced. Then she got married again, to another guy, then divorced again, and now she’s a lesbian.”-Dupont Circle

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20 Something girl on cell phone on 21st Street/Dupont: “I’ve eaten road kill before. [pause] It’s OK if you see it die. [pause] no it’s not ok to if you didn’t see it killed…”

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