Eavesdrop DC » Dupont http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Were you wearing it ironically? http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/17/were-you-wearing-it-ironically/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/17/were-you-wearing-it-ironically/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:16:13 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1292 Overheard on the patio of a Dupont Circle cafe, by a well-dressed blonde woman in her 20s:

“Things have certainly changed since I was a hipster and I had to wear a burqa!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/17/were-you-wearing-it-ironically/feed/ 0 Sounds like a fun night! http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/05/sounds-like-a-fun-night/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/05/sounds-like-a-fun-night/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:26:50 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1193 Raku in Dupont. Two men at a table:

“…and then I had to listen to you fuck him while I rubbed marinara sauce everywhere…and then someone put a shot glass down my garbage disposal…”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/05/sounds-like-a-fun-night/feed/ 0 Both will vomit on you, but one will never need therapy or a college fund http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/02/18/both-will-vomit-on-you-but-one-will-never-need-therapy-or-a-college-fund/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/02/18/both-will-vomit-on-you-but-one-will-never-need-therapy-or-a-college-fund/#comments Wed, 18 Feb 2009 20:24:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=981 3 college age girls sitting on a bench in Dupont:

“I don’t know why. I just lust after dogs, not babies!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/02/18/both-will-vomit-on-you-but-one-will-never-need-therapy-or-a-college-fund/feed/ 0 Your chariot awaits. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/31/your-chariot-awaits/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/31/your-chariot-awaits/#comments Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:26:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=954 Group headed toward Dupont Circle:

Girl 1: I am too high maintenance for a cab.

Girl 2: I don’t think I have met anyone too high maintenance for a cab before.

–Connecticut at N

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/31/your-chariot-awaits/feed/ 0 Haha! You have to resort to gimmicks to find love (I’m so lonely) http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/17/haha-you-have-to-resort-to-gimmicks-to-find-love-im-so-lonely/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/17/haha-you-have-to-resort-to-gimmicks-to-find-love-im-so-lonely/#comments Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:04:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=947 Thursday night at the Dupont Circle metro stop:

“Hurry! We’re going to be late for speed dating!” – 20-something guy yelling frantically to his female buddy who was stuck at the metro turnstile.

“SHHHHHHHHHHHH!” – Female Buddy turning bright red as she shushed him and wrestled with the ticket taker.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/12/17/haha-you-have-to-resort-to-gimmicks-to-find-love-im-so-lonely/feed/ 0 Not that we’re saying the shoe fits or anything. . . http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/11/07/not-that-were-saying-the-shoe-fits-or-anything/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/11/07/not-that-were-saying-the-shoe-fits-or-anything/#comments Fri, 07 Nov 2008 18:54:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=926 Guy on cell phone: “Did they sell their house?”
::pause::
Guy on cell phone: “Ohhh, they COULDN’T sell the house! ……yeah….that makes sense! Ain’t nobody can’t get credit now, ho!”
::pause::
Guy on cell phone: “…..wait, i didn’t mean to call you a ho, grandma….”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/11/07/not-that-were-saying-the-shoe-fits-or-anything/feed/ 1 When all you’re left with is tired-ass jeans. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/05/when-all-youre-left-with-is-tired-ass-jeans/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/05/when-all-youre-left-with-is-tired-ass-jeans/#comments Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:29:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=879 Overheard exiting the Dupont Metro Station …

Two young guys (not overtly gay) standing on the Dupont escalator behind two girls …

Girl #1 to Guy #1: “Excuse me … but would you please stop staring at my friend’s ass!”

Guy #1’s response: “Bitch, puh-lease! You’re in Dupont Circle … and I was staring at them tired-ass jeans.”

Girl #1’s response grinning ear to ear: “I like you … you’re my new best friend.”

Girl #2 looking shocked and slightly hurt: “And where does that leave me!?”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/09/05/when-all-youre-left-with-is-tired-ass-jeans/feed/ 1 I kissed a girl and I liked it . . . (ha – now you’ll have that song in your head all day) http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/28/i-kissed-a-girl-and-i-liked-it-ha-now-youll-have-that-song-in-your-head-all-day/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/28/i-kissed-a-girl-and-i-liked-it-ha-now-youll-have-that-song-in-your-head-all-day/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:42:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=873 Random guy going out: “Yeah, well she was married to one guy, then got divorced. Then she got married again, to another guy, then divorced again, and now she’s a lesbian.”
-Dupont Circle

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/28/i-kissed-a-girl-and-i-liked-it-ha-now-youll-have-that-song-in-your-head-all-day/feed/ 0 5 points if you can hit that. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/14/5-points-if-you-can-hit-that/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/14/5-points-if-you-can-hit-that/#comments Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:14:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=854 20 Something girl on cell phone on 21st Street/Dupont: “I’ve eaten road kill before. [pause] It’s OK if you see it die. [pause] no it’s not ok to if you didn’t see it killed…”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/14/5-points-if-you-can-hit-that/feed/ 0 Sent in April 2 http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/05/30/sent-in-april-2/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/05/30/sent-in-april-2/#comments Fri, 30 May 2008 13:53:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=793 “There’s a lot of things I hate.”

A note from our eavesdropper – this is the only thing I know about this person I passed in Dupont Circle.

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