Two men in mid 30’s getting in line at Beacon Bar n Grill in Dupont on Sunday for brunch
Man 1: I want some sausageMan 2: You always want some sausage in you
Entries Tagged as 'Dupont'
Not gay at all
May 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont
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The pipe bomb is for hunting deer
May 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont
Two teenage boys in band shirts on the Dupont Circle escalator:Teen #1: I mean, just because I own a gun doesn’t mean I mean any harmTeen #2: Yeah, just because I build a pipe bomb doesn’t mean I mean any harm
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It wasn’t R. Kelly, was it?
April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont
While standing outside of the Brickskellar, a group a well-dressed twenty somethings walks by.
Guy in the group to the girl with him: “Hey, baby, can I piss on you tonight?”
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That’s what she said! (She being China)
March 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont
Heard in Dupont circle during the “Free Tibet” march on Saturday the 15th as two males watched marchers carrying signs. One guy turns to the other guy and says, “Dude, seriously, who is Tibet?”
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I was going to say unemployed, but ok.
March 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont
Girl 1: So my ex-boyfriend from college got a degree in SingingGirl 2: So is he gay now?Girl 1: No, he’s an alcoholic
–Buffalo Billiards
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Does that mean your marriage doesn’t matter? Or is it just one long drinking game?
March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont
Woman 1: “Lets just get one thing clear right now. I’m still married to him.”Woman 2: “Yeah but it’s bullshit. It’s just bullshit.”
–Dupont
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Meet Mister Q; he is Quiet.
January 17th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont
A whole crew of college-aged girls on Massachusetts Avenue near Dupont:
Chick 1: What does CVS stand for anyway?
Chick 2: I think it stands for Customer Value and Service.
Chick 3: I think it stands for Care, Volunteer, and Safety.
Chick 2: No, actually I think it stands for Quality, Satisfaction, and …
Other Chicks: Quality starts with a [...]
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Happy Chrismukkah!
December 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Dupont, Metro
Guy 1:”Yo, I’ve had more people in my lap than Santa Claus, and this guy was the best. I’m calling him tomorrow.”
Guy 2: “Dude. That’s SO not kosher”
Guy 1: “I KNOW!”
–Red Line, near Dupont Circle
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Where I put this?
November 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Dupont, Metro
The Scene: After finding a chunk of a wig on the metro floor, a foreign man decides to pose with it on his foot:
College age girl: “Wow, you’re really brave.”
Woman passenger: “Or just really stupid.”
Foreign man: “Compared to human feces, this is nothing.”
–Red line metro, near Dupont Circle
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Google Maps isn’t that mobile.
November 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Dupont
Dupont Circle CVS, waiting in line behind a 20-something guy and 20-something woman. They were talking about where they were going next.
Guy: “Do you know how to get there?”
Girl: “Yeah. I mean, I know where it is. I don’t have a direct route planned or anything. We’ll find it.”
Guy: “Oh…”
Girl: “Hey, this isn’t Google Maps [...]
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