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Not gay at all

May 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont

Two men in mid 30′s getting in line at Beacon Bar n Grill in Dupont on Sunday for brunch Man 1: I want some sausageMan 2: You always want some sausage in you

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The pipe bomb is for hunting deer

May 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Dupont

Two teenage boys in band shirts on the Dupont Circle escalator:Teen #1: I mean, just because I own a gun doesn’t mean I mean any harmTeen #2: Yeah, just because I build a pipe bomb doesn’t mean I mean any harm

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It wasn’t R. Kelly, was it?

April 3rd, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

While standing outside of the Brickskellar, a group a well-dressed twenty somethings walks by. Guy in the group to the girl with him: “Hey, baby, can I piss on you tonight?”

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That’s what she said! (She being China)

March 19th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

Heard in Dupont circle during the “Free Tibet” march on Saturday the 15th as two males watched marchers carrying signs. One guy turns to the other guy and says, “Dude, seriously, who is Tibet?”

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I was going to say unemployed, but ok.

March 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

Girl 1: So my ex-boyfriend from college got a degree in SingingGirl 2: So is he gay now?Girl 1: No, he’s an alcoholic –Buffalo Billiards .

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Does that mean your marriage doesn’t matter? Or is it just one long drinking game?

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Dupont

Woman 1: “Lets just get one thing clear right now. I’m still married to him.”Woman 2: “Yeah but it’s bullshit. It’s just bullshit.” –Dupont

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Meet Mister Q; he is Quiet.

January 17th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Dumb chicks, Dupont

A whole crew of college-aged girls on Massachusetts Avenue near Dupont: Chick 1: What does CVS stand for anyway? Chick 2: I think it stands for Customer Value and Service. Chick 3: I think it stands for Care, Volunteer, and Safety. Chick 2: No, actually I think it stands for Quality, Satisfaction, and … Other [...]

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Happy Chrismukkah!

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments · Dupont, Metro

Guy 1:”Yo, I’ve had more people in my lap than Santa Claus, and this guy was the best. I’m calling him tomorrow.” Guy 2: “Dude. That’s SO not kosher” Guy 1: “I KNOW!” –Red Line, near Dupont Circle

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Where I put this?

November 26th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Dupont, Metro

The Scene: After finding a chunk of a wig on the metro floor, a foreign man decides to pose with it on his foot: College age girl: “Wow, you’re really brave.” Woman passenger: “Or just really stupid.” Foreign man: “Compared to human feces, this is nothing.” –Red line metro, near Dupont Circle

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Google Maps isn’t that mobile.

November 14th, 2007 · No Comments · Dupont

Dupont Circle CVS, waiting in line behind a 20-something guy and 20-something woman. They were talking about where they were going next. Guy: “Do you know how to get there?” Girl: “Yeah. I mean, I know where it is. I don’t have a direct route planned or anything. We’ll find it.” Guy: “Oh…” Girl: “Hey, [...]

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