Eavesdrop DC

Ugly chic: “Let’s just say, my phone’s on vibrate and if it rings, that’s the most action I’ve gotten in a long time.”
-Dupont Circle, outside Krispy Kreme.

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Three quotes from the same guy at the Big Hunt:

Talking about a former relationship:
“He was the first guy who respected her after I stopped fucking her.”

and

“If someone doesn’t put a joint in my dead corpse’s body if I die young, I’ll be really pissed.”

and

“She rubbed one out 3 of the [...]

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Two 20 something women chatting on 21st St & P
Woman 1: I told him I can’t date non-Christians. But as soon as he’s saved, I’m in there baby!

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Geek: Yeah, I’m a big geek, but I still really like sex.
–Buffalo Billiards

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Tourist trying to find hotel to man on street: “Excuse me, do you know where Massachusetts is?”Man: “The state?”Tourist: “No, the street!”Man: “Oh. No.”
-Dupont Circle

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Guy to friends: Things are so different here than in Pennsylvania. Girls mouth off here for no reason but you couldn’t get away with that shit in Pennsylvania, cause they’ll get slapped.”
– Dupont Circle

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The smell of brakes fills the air as passengers exit and more passengers board the train.
Woman 1: What’s that smell?Woman 2: I think that’s what it smells like when the train’s burning.
-Dupont

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Guy Lobbyist: “Have you heard that President Bush is channeling John Wayne?”
Girl Passing By: “I love the Duke.”
Guy: “But the Duke didn’t encounter Islamo-Fascists”
Girl: “If he had, he would have known what to do.”
–Dupont Circle

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