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Biden’s already redecorating.

November 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Elections

From our eavesdropper: i was out and about today… and there was a young family walking behind me.an adorable 4 year old girl spoke up and said “I saw Joe Biden’s house today!!”the dad said “Yeah, I told her that because I couldn’t bear telling her that Dick Cheney lived there…”

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Metro: Yes we can.

November 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Elections, Metro

Overheard while transferring from ridiculously crowded Red Line train to ridiculously crowded Yellow Line train at China Town Woman One: Dammmnnn girl! This Metro so damn c-rowded Woman Two: Shit yeah. Too many people here. Woman One: Don’t worry, Obama gonna take care of that.

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Perhaps he just enjoys standing in long lines?

November 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Elections

Walking down the sidewalk outside the polling place with a woman on a cell phone walking behind me. Woman on cell phone: “Gurl, I don’t even know why James was up in there. He a convicted felon and can’t even vote!”

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The drinking games will start AFTER the polls close.

October 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Elections

From the teacher at a election-worker training class held by the DC Board of Elections and Ethics: “Election day will be a long day. Make sure to bring plenty of food and drinks. And by drinks, I don’t mean alcohol.”

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My second favorite get out the vote strategy

October 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Elections

GW (Tuesday before the debate had started), two friends were talking at a table. Guy 1: Man… debate or class. Debate or class.Guy 2: You don’t know who you’re going to vote for yet?Guy 1: Nope.Guy 2: Well, if you’re still on the fence, then you’re a moron and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t [...]

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Everyone’s a little bit racist.

October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Elections

Girl: Florida is changing and we haven’t even had the Great Schlep yet.Girl 2: Yeah but i’m talking to my grandma, and she’s listening to me, even if she’s a little bit racist. – 13th and H No, this is not a paid commercial for the Great Schlep, but if you don’t know what we’re [...]

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They’re totally like backstage passes, man! Rock on!

February 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Elections, GW

Two GW students in the audience of the Clinton policy speech yesterday: (In complete seriousness)Guy 1:I should have brought my Capitol Hill intern badge.Guy 2:Hmm…Guy 1: My intern badge, I should have brought it with me.Guy 2: Aww yeah man, you would have totally gotten access!

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‘Dems fightin’ words!

February 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Elections

“Hillary is more of a man than Obama will ever be – and she’s more of a woman than he’ll ever have” –The Bottom Line

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I’m so used to this kind of political nerdiness, I no longer even find this funny or unusual.

February 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Elections

Cashier: (looks at groceries) Oh, are you throwing a party this weekend? Woman: I’m hosting a “Super Tuesday” party tonight! What else could all this food and wine be for?! –Trader Joes in Foggy Bottom

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But would you vote for "Pokey?"

June 7th, 2007 · No Comments · Elections

Guy on phone: “I don’t vote for people who put their name in quotation marks on the ballot.” [pauses] “Well, yeah, if it was “Killer,” then I’d definitely vote for him. –M Street

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