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Looking for a side job – you can pay me to be a good child

June 6th, 2011 · No Comments · Georgetown

A mother and daughter are waiting at the corner of Wisconsin Ave. and N Street in Georgetown: Mother: You really embarrassed me last night in front of the other parents. You make me look like a terrible mother. Please don’t do that again, I’ll pay you money to make me look like a better mother.

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They hide under your bed and deregulate your toys!

April 9th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Georgetown

Overheard on Georgetown blue bus: Man to children: “Don’t stick your arm out the window, Republicans will grab it!” A few stops later – Child: “Mommy, is there such a thing as Republicans?”

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LIES! You’re probably both.

March 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Georgetown, Women of questionable character

3 girls standing under fake name-brand umbrellas in front of Georgetown Tobacco: Girl under fake Gucci umbrella loudly: “Look I am not going to sleep with a Verizon cable man…I am not a whore…just curious”

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Didn’t know there was an infidelity-weight loss link.

March 15th, 2010 · No Comments · Georgetown

Woman on phone: “Did her husband cheat on her? That’s a good diet.” –Georgetown Blue Bus

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There’s no way they were talking about a US Senator…

October 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · Georgetown

Outside Clyde’s on M Street: “Well, thank you, Mr. Senator! Y’all actually got shit done! I’m glad I voted for your white ass!”

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And then Michael Bay blew it all up

September 15th, 2009 · No Comments · Georgetown

Overheard on M street in Georgetown. Group of high school students visiting DC on a school trip: Girl 1: We’re going to the hotel after this right?Girl 2: Yeah, this is the last stop for the day… I don’t see how this place is historicalGirl 1: They did shoot that one scene in Transformers, my [...]

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How is the environmental movement on Uranus?

September 14th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Georgetown

One of those volunteers for Greenpeace: Hey, let me ask you a question: What’s your favorite planet?Girl walking in a hurry: Uranus –M and Thomas Jefferson in Gtown

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Sounds elegant

August 11th, 2009 · No Comments · Georgetown

Waitress talking to coworkers: “I strive for elegance in my everyday life.”Same waitress about twenty minutes later: “You know what my pet peeve is? Waiting on people who’ve seen me naked.” –Georgetown

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I know my French is a little rusty, but…

June 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Georgetown

…at Third Edition in Georgetown: Girl 1: “No, I have no date. My life is pathetic.”Girl 2: “It’s not pathetic, it’s just missing a certain je ne sais quoi.”Girl 1: “And by je ne sais quoi, you mean cock, right?

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I can explain it: The Freshman Fifteen

March 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Georgetown

Barney’s Co-Op, M Street in Georgetown: Girl 1: I don’ know, ever since I came to school down here I just felt so pressured to be thin and look good. It’s retarded I can’t really explain it Girl 2: Ha, maybe it’s because of all the gays at your school Gay Sales Assistant: Bitch please [...]

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