Eavesdrop DC

Overheard on Georgetown blue bus:
Man to children: “Don’t stick your arm out the window, Republicans will grab it!”
A few stops later –
Child: “Mommy, is there such a thing as Republicans?”

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Woman on phone: “Did her husband cheat on her? That’s a good diet.”
–Georgetown Blue Bus

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Outside Clyde’s on M Street:
“Well, thank you, Mr. Senator! Y’all actually got shit done! I’m glad I voted for your white ass!”

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Overheard on M street in Georgetown. Group of high school students visiting DC on a school trip:
Girl 1: We’re going to the hotel after this right?Girl 2: Yeah, this is the last stop for the day… I don’t see how this place is historicalGirl 1: They did shoot that one scene in Transformers, my all [...]

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One of those volunteers for Greenpeace: Hey, let me ask you a question: What’s your favorite planet?Girl walking in a hurry: Uranus
–M and Thomas Jefferson in Gtown

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Waitress talking to coworkers: “I strive for elegance in my everyday life.”Same waitress about twenty minutes later: “You know what my pet peeve is? Waiting on people who’ve seen me naked.”
–Georgetown

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…at Third Edition in Georgetown:
Girl 1: “No, I have no date. My life is pathetic.”Girl 2: “It’s not pathetic, it’s just missing a certain je ne sais quoi.”Girl 1: “And by je ne sais quoi, you mean cock, right?

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Barney’s Co-Op, M Street in Georgetown:
Girl 1: I don’ know, ever since I came to school down here I just felt so pressured to be thin and look good. It’s retarded I can’t really explain it
Girl 2: Ha, maybe it’s because of all the gays at your school
Gay Sales Assistant: Bitch please – we shouldered [...]

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Saturday night in the bathroom of Old Glory in Georgetown:
Drunk girl 1: Do you want to leave and go to Bethesda for the rest of the night?Drunk girl 2: Yeah sure, that’s fine.Drunk girl 1: I just feel more comfortable in Bethesda. Those are my people. DC’s kind of sketchy, you know?

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