Eavesdrop DC » Georgetown http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Looking for a side job – you can pay me to be a good child http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/06/06/looking-for-a-side-job-you-can-pay-me-to-be-a-good-child/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/06/06/looking-for-a-side-job-you-can-pay-me-to-be-a-good-child/#comments Mon, 06 Jun 2011 15:20:43 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1342 A mother and daughter are waiting at the corner of Wisconsin Ave. and N Street in Georgetown:

Mother: You really embarrassed me last night in front of the other parents. You make me look like a terrible mother. Please don’t do that again, I’ll pay you money to make me look like a better mother.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2011/06/06/looking-for-a-side-job-you-can-pay-me-to-be-a-good-child/feed/ 0 They hide under your bed and deregulate your toys! http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/09/they-hide-under-your-bed-and-deregulate-your-toys/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/09/they-hide-under-your-bed-and-deregulate-your-toys/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 20:27:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1204 Overheard on Georgetown blue bus:
Man to children: “Don’t stick your arm out the window, Republicans will grab it!”

A few stops later –
Child: “Mommy, is there such a thing as Republicans?”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/04/09/they-hide-under-your-bed-and-deregulate-your-toys/feed/ 2 LIES! You’re probably both. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:15:13 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1177 3 girls standing under fake name-brand umbrellas in front of Georgetown Tobacco:

Girl under fake Gucci umbrella loudly: “Look I am not going to sleep with a Verizon cable man…I am not a whore…just curious”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/23/lies-youre-probably-both/feed/ 0 Didn’t know there was an infidelity-weight loss link. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/15/didnt-know-there-was-an-infidelity-weight-loss-link/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/15/didnt-know-there-was-an-infidelity-weight-loss-link/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:38:33 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1166 Woman on phone: “Did her husband cheat on her? That’s a good diet.”

–Georgetown Blue Bus

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/15/didnt-know-there-was-an-infidelity-weight-loss-link/feed/ 0 There’s no way they were talking about a US Senator… http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/02/theres-no-way-they-were-talking-about-a-us-senator/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/02/theres-no-way-they-were-talking-about-a-us-senator/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:34:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1090 Outside Clyde’s on M Street:

“Well, thank you, Mr. Senator! Y’all actually got shit done! I’m glad I voted for your white ass!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/02/theres-no-way-they-were-talking-about-a-us-senator/feed/ 0 And then Michael Bay blew it all up http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/15/and-then-michael-bay-blew-it-all-up/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/15/and-then-michael-bay-blew-it-all-up/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:16:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1084 Overheard on M street in Georgetown. Group of high school students visiting DC on a school trip:

Girl 1: We’re going to the hotel after this right?
Girl 2: Yeah, this is the last stop for the day… I don’t see how this place is historical
Girl 1: They did shoot that one scene in Transformers, my all time faaaavorite movie, here.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/15/and-then-michael-bay-blew-it-all-up/feed/ 0 How is the environmental movement on Uranus? http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/14/how-is-the-environmental-movement-on-uranus/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/14/how-is-the-environmental-movement-on-uranus/#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1083 One of those volunteers for Greenpeace: Hey, let me ask you a question: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl walking in a hurry: Uranus

–M and Thomas Jefferson in Gtown

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/14/how-is-the-environmental-movement-on-uranus/feed/ 3 Sounds elegant http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/08/11/sounds-elegant/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/08/11/sounds-elegant/#comments Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:11:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1071 Waitress talking to coworkers: “I strive for elegance in my everyday life.”
Same waitress about twenty minutes later: “You know what my pet peeve is? Waiting on people who’ve seen me naked.”

–Georgetown

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/08/11/sounds-elegant/feed/ 0 I know my French is a little rusty, but… http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/24/i-know-my-french-is-a-little-rusty-but/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/24/i-know-my-french-is-a-little-rusty-but/#comments Wed, 24 Jun 2009 14:04:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1042 …at Third Edition in Georgetown:

Girl 1: “No, I have no date. My life is pathetic.”
Girl 2: “It’s not pathetic, it’s just missing a certain je ne sais quoi.”
Girl 1: “And by je ne sais quoi, you mean cock, right?

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/24/i-know-my-french-is-a-little-rusty-but/feed/ 2 I can explain it: The Freshman Fifteen http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/03/13/i-can-explain-it-the-freshman-fifteen/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/03/13/i-can-explain-it-the-freshman-fifteen/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:00:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=992 Barney’s Co-Op, M Street in Georgetown:

Girl 1: I don’ know, ever since I came to school down here I just felt so pressured to be thin and look good. It’s retarded I can’t really explain it

Girl 2: Ha, maybe it’s because of all the gays at your school

Gay Sales Assistant: Bitch please – we shouldered aids what else do you want from us?

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