Eavesdrop DC

Guy: “So, you’re Jewish?”
Girl: “Yeah.”
Guy: “You don’t look Jewish. You’re pretty.”
Girl (turning to her friend): “Apparantley Jewish people are supposed to be ugly.”
–Mr. Smith’s, Georgetown

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Dork: “So I think that’s what happened. It probably just didn’t get much use over the interregnum….”Chick: “Wait, did you just say “interregnum”?”Dork: “Yeah, ‘interregnum.’ It means a break or pause in a chain of continuous events….Chick: “No no, I know what it means. I just never thought I’d hear it actually used… in conversation… [...]

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“My broad asked me to get rid of some of my comics. I told her I’d get rid of her before I got rid of my comics because I know where my comics are at 2am on a Saturday.”- Comic book store in Georgetown

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Overheard coming out of Casino Royale in Georgetown where moviegoers were given a brief one page survey to complete after seeing the movie.
Girl (reading question): What made me come see this movie?
Guy: Oh, choose Judi Dench… you like strong independent women.

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Girl: “We’re not getting Martin Luther King Day off at school.”Guy: “Columbus Day is this upcoming holiday.”Girl: “Whatever…they’re both famous people.”
Georgetown, earlier this month

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Middle-aged woman to her friend: “I won’t go in that store because I don’t like the letters.”
– Outside FCUK in Georgetown.

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Little Boy: Mom, can we rent Passion of the Christ?Mom: No.Little Boy: But Mooooommm, I want to see the Jews crucify Jesus!
–Georgetown Blockbuster

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