Eavesdrop DC

At Tonic in Foggy Bottom, two girls in the bathroom:
Girl 1: So, you do want to go to The Pug?
Girl 2: Eh, maybe.
Girl 1: Do you think he’ll have cute friends?
Girl 2: Eh, maybe.
Girl 1: You think he’ll pay for drinks?
Girl 2: Yes – let’s go! We’ll bitch [...]

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GW Elliot school of international relations.
Guy 1: What does inquisitive mean?
Guy 2: I don’t know. Google it.

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GW girl to friend in a dorm elevator:
“I didn’t sleep well last night. . . Because of the ghost . . . There is a ghost in our room.”

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“I’m a big fan of your cleavage. But I’m a bigger fan of chicken fingers.”
–overheard at Froggy Bottom

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Two sorority girls on H street at GW

Girl 1: Yeah…but that shower was NASTY
Girl 2: well you had sex in that shower like 3 times so that probably contributed
Girl 1: Yeah…
Girl 2: Whatever. I’m glad you had sex in that shower. You showed those bitches.

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Crossing the street in front of Gelman library, 20 year old guy to his friend:“Yeah, then I finally found my lap top…in the dumpster…covered in semen. So that’s pretty much how that went.”

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Outside the Starbucks at Gelman Library on the GW Campus:
“I’ve never had hot green tea before… I don’t recommend it.”

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Overheard in Foggy Bottom near the GW library

Group of sorority girls talking about pledge week.
Girl 1: Look, that’s her across the street! She’s the one I want to be my little!
Girl 2: She looks anorexic.
Girl 1: I know, I love her.

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