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Geography Lesson Fail

June 17th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, GW

Overheard at a GWU vs. UNC-Charlotte baseball game as two GWU students heckle the Charlotte team: GWU Girl 1 heckles: Go back to Virginia! [pause] GWU Girl 2: No, that’s Charlottesville.

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I’m on to you, ladies.

May 14th, 2010 · 1 Comment · GW

At Tonic in Foggy Bottom, two girls in the bathroom: Girl 1: So, you do want to go to The Pug? Girl 2: Eh, maybe. Girl 1: Do you think he’ll have cute friends? Girl 2: Eh, maybe. Girl 1: You think he’ll pay for drinks? Girl 2: Yes – let’s go! We’ll bitch and [...]

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Nobody expects the spanish, um, googler.

May 12th, 2010 · No Comments · GW

GW Elliot school of international relations. Guy 1: What does inquisitive mean? Guy 2: I don’t know. Google it.

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Well, he did write The Sound and the Fury

March 30th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, GW, Uncategorized

Female student in GW’s Colonial Central office: “Faulkner? He was some Christian crazy person…”

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Who you gonna call?

March 29th, 2010 · No Comments · GW

GW girl to friend in a dorm elevator: “I didn’t sleep well last night. . . Because of the ghost . . . There is a ghost in our room.”

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If only your boobs came w/honey mustard dipping sauce

February 17th, 2010 · 2 Comments · GW

“I’m a big fan of your cleavage. But I’m a bigger fan of chicken fingers.” –overheard at Froggy Bottom

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Tales from the Snowpocalypse…

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments · GW

Two sorority girls on H street at GW Girl 1: Yeah…but that shower was NASTY Girl 2: well you had sex in that shower like 3 times so that probably contributed Girl 1: Yeah… Girl 2: Whatever. I’m glad you had sex in that shower. You showed those bitches.

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I call shenanigans.

January 26th, 2010 · No Comments · GW

Crossing the street in front of Gelman library, 20 year old guy to his friend:“Yeah, then I finally found my lap top…in the dumpster…covered in semen. So that’s pretty much how that went.”

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Is the tea hot hot hot? Or is it cold…

October 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment · GW

Outside the Starbucks at Gelman Library on the GW Campus: “I’ve never had hot green tea before… I don’t recommend it.”

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Ew, vomit. Wait. Sorry, unfortunate word choice.

September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · GW

Overheard in Foggy Bottom near the GW library Group of sorority girls talking about pledge week. Girl 1: Look, that’s her across the street! She’s the one I want to be my little! Girl 2: She looks anorexic. Girl 1: I know, I love her.

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