Eavesdrop DC » GW http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Geography Lesson Fail http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/17/geography-lesson-fail/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/17/geography-lesson-fail/#comments Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:55:08 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1269 Overheard at a GWU vs. UNC-Charlotte baseball game as two GWU students heckle the Charlotte team:

GWU Girl 1 heckles: Go back to Virginia!
[pause]
GWU Girl 2: No, that’s Charlottesville.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/17/geography-lesson-fail/feed/ 1 I’m on to you, ladies. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/14/im-on-to-you-ladies/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/14/im-on-to-you-ladies/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 16:40:13 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1248 At Tonic in Foggy Bottom, two girls in the bathroom:

Girl 1: So, you do want to go to The Pug?
Girl 2: Eh, maybe.
Girl 1: Do you think he’ll have cute friends?
Girl 2: Eh, maybe.
Girl 1: You think he’ll pay for drinks?
Girl 2: Yes – let’s go! We’ll bitch and pretend to be poor!

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/14/im-on-to-you-ladies/feed/ 1 Nobody expects the spanish, um, googler. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/12/nobody-expects-the-spanish-um-googler/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/12/nobody-expects-the-spanish-um-googler/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 15:07:13 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1244 GW Elliot school of international relations.

Guy 1: What does inquisitive mean?
Guy 2: I don’t know. Google it.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/05/12/nobody-expects-the-spanish-um-googler/feed/ 0 Well, he did write The Sound and the Fury http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/30/the-sound-and-the-fury/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/30/the-sound-and-the-fury/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:11:20 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1188 Female student in GW’s Colonial Central office:

“Faulkner? He was some Christian crazy person…”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/30/the-sound-and-the-fury/feed/ 0 Who you gonna call? http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/29/boo/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/29/boo/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:59:20 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1185 GW girl to friend in a dorm elevator:

“I didn’t sleep well last night. . . Because of the ghost . . . There is a ghost in our room.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/29/boo/feed/ 0 If only your boobs came w/honey mustard dipping sauce http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/17/if-only-your-boobs-came-whoney-mustard-dipping-sauce/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/17/if-only-your-boobs-came-whoney-mustard-dipping-sauce/#comments Wed, 17 Feb 2010 14:48:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1129 “I’m a big fan of your cleavage. But I’m a bigger fan of chicken fingers.”

–overheard at Froggy Bottom

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/17/if-only-your-boobs-came-whoney-mustard-dipping-sauce/feed/ 2 Tales from the Snowpocalypse… http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/12/tales-from-the-snowpocalypse/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/12/tales-from-the-snowpocalypse/#comments Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:42:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1127 Two sorority girls on H street at GW
Girl 1: Yeah…but that shower was NASTY
Girl 2: well you had sex in that shower like 3 times so that probably contributed
Girl 1: Yeah…
Girl 2: Whatever. I’m glad you had sex in that shower. You showed those bitches.
]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/02/12/tales-from-the-snowpocalypse/feed/ 0 I call shenanigans. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/26/i-call-shenanigans/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/26/i-call-shenanigans/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:17:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1119 Crossing the street in front of Gelman library, 20 year old guy to his friend:
“Yeah, then I finally found my lap top…in the dumpster…covered in semen. So that’s pretty much how that went.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/26/i-call-shenanigans/feed/ 0 Is the tea hot hot hot? Or is it cold… http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/06/is-the-tea-hot-hot-hot-or-is-it-cold/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/06/is-the-tea-hot-hot-hot-or-is-it-cold/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:08:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1091 Outside the Starbucks at Gelman Library on the GW Campus:

“I’ve never had hot green tea before… I don’t recommend it.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/10/06/is-the-tea-hot-hot-hot-or-is-it-cold/feed/ 1 Ew, vomit. Wait. Sorry, unfortunate word choice. http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/22/ew-vomit-wait-sorry-unfortunate-word-choice/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/09/22/ew-vomit-wait-sorry-unfortunate-word-choice/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:00:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1087 Overheard in Foggy Bottom near the GW library
Group of sorority girls talking about pledge week.
Girl 1: Look, that’s her across the street! She’s the one I want to be my little!
Girl 2: She looks anorexic.
Girl 1: I know, I love her.
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