Eavesdrop DC

Walking by the YAF convention at GWU:
Yuppie in a business suit: “Man, that speaker made me want to go out into the street and drop kick a liberal!”
(pleading ignorance: what does YAF stand for?)

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Incoming Freshman Girl: “Can I say that Cosi’s is the reason I can’t keep kosher?”
–GW card office

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Girl on cell phone outside of Eckles Library, on GW’s Mt Vernon Campus:
“Are you joking? If I do that a horde of socially maladjusted freshmen will come after me, kill me, and I’ll deserve it.”
*And by prize, we mean EavesdropDC’s undying love, but we still, that’s something, right?

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Blonde, rich, republican: “What’s emancipation day? Is that a some holiday Barack declared? Barack our lord and savior?”
–in a GW class

Sent in by: Why do I pay $50 grand to go here?

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Two hip-looking guys in the Gallery Marketplace at GW:

Guy 1: Ooh I want a pomegranate juice.
Guy 2: You only like that because pomegranate is the new hipster fruit.

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Central Michel Richard Restaurant, at the bar:
Man 1: So you boink Amanda yet?Man 2: No dude, she was a G’dubs student, practically a kid …Girl Next to Men: Excuse me gentlemen but I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation. You know I’m a GW student . . .(pause)Man 1: How ’bout I get you a [...]

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Girl in Gallery (on GW campus): “I don’t get it. My mom kept calling me last night, and I kept answering, and each time I was more drunk. How did this happen? oh and then she told me who I should have sex with…thanks slut”

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Last night, gelman starbucks at GW
boy to his friend: yea, well he’s just a masochist.friend has a confused look.boy: no i mean, chauvinist. no wait. sexist. he’s a sexist chauvinist.

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I am walking to a friend’s house in an apt. technically on GW campus, pass three undergrad females. One says quietly, “I don’t remember.” Her friend yells, “Is that why you were screaming? I KNEW it was more than just fingering!”

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