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August 6th, 2009 · 36 Comments · GW

Walking by the YAF convention at GWU: Yuppie in a business suit: “Man, that speaker made me want to go out into the street and drop kick a liberal!” (pleading ignorance: what does YAF stand for?)

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Free advertising!

July 9th, 2009 · No Comments · GW

Incoming Freshman Girl: “Can I say that Cosi’s is the reason I can’t keep kosher?” –GW card office

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Now THAT is a huge waste of oreos.

May 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Dumb dudes, GW

Two kids were throwing what we believed to be rocks at a first-story window. Finally, the window opened and a GW student poked his head out. Rock-Throwing Kid: Good. I didn’t want to have to throw another Oreo. –Outside Ivory Tower, 23rd and G

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Prize to whoever comes up with the funniest guess for what she might do*

May 7th, 2009 · 2 Comments · GW

Girl on cell phone outside of Eckles Library, on GW’s Mt Vernon Campus: “Are you joking? If I do that a horde of socially maladjusted freshmen will come after me, kill me, and I’ll deserve it.” *And by prize, we mean EavesdropDC’s undying love, but we still, that’s something, right?

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50Gs and you can have this chick as your classmate!

April 20th, 2009 · 5 Comments · GW

Blonde, rich, republican: “What’s emancipation day? Is that a some holiday Barack declared? Barack our lord and savior?” –in a GW class Sent in by: Why do I pay $50 grand to go here?

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I’m waiting for starfruit to get cool again

March 30th, 2009 · 2 Comments · GW

Two hip-looking guys in the Gallery Marketplace at GW: Guy 1: Ooh I want a pomegranate juice. Guy 2: You only like that because pomegranate is the new hipster fruit.

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Hey, she knew what she was getting in to . .

February 13th, 2009 · No Comments · GW

Central Michel Richard Restaurant, at the bar: Man 1: So you boink Amanda yet?Man 2: No dude, she was a G’dubs student, practically a kid …Girl Next to Men: Excuse me gentlemen but I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation. You know I’m a GW student . . .(pause)Man 1: How ’bout I get you [...]

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Drunk dialing isn’t the only booze and phone related injury – don’t let it happen to you!

December 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · GW

Girl in Gallery (on GW campus): “I don’t get it. My mom kept calling me last night, and I kept answering, and each time I was more drunk. How did this happen? oh and then she told me who I should have sex with…thanks slut”

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You were trying to call him machoist aren’t you?

December 9th, 2008 · No Comments · GW

Last night, gelman starbucks at GW boy to his friend: yea, well he’s just a masochist.friend has a confused look.boy: no i mean, chauvinist. no wait. sexist. he’s a sexist chauvinist.

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Gossip Girl here . . . I’ve got the skinny on some GW hanky-panky

November 20th, 2008 · No Comments · GW

I am walking to a friend’s house in an apt. technically on GW campus, pass three undergrad females. One says quietly, “I don’t remember.” Her friend yells, “Is that why you were screaming? I KNEW it was more than just fingering!”

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