Eavesdrop DC

Two (presumably) freshman girls at the 7-Eleven on GW’s campus:
One girl to the other: “Well, she had to flush the condom SOMEWHERE!”

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In a GW dorm lobby, two fratty passers-by:
“Dude…just because you can get with one of them doesn’t mean you can automatically have a twin threesome.”

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20-something blonde sitting next to her 3 blonde friends:
Guy appears: So when do i get to meet that one hot blonde friend of yours?Girl: how many times do I have to tell you! I HAVE NO HOT BLONDE FRIENDS
–GW

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In elevator:
Girl on phone: Not to be crude or anything, but I just kinda want herto choke on Teflon.
Two guys hurriedly close elevator and exchange frighten stares.
–GW

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Male 1: Dude, where are your pants?
Slightly under-clothed Male: Dude, I dunno . . . I was at Apex, and then I was here . . .
Male 1: But dude, you’re straight!
–GW

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Exiting the GWU hospital, a father walking hand-in-hand with two sons:
Son: Dad, what’s a disability?
Father: It’s like when someone loses their finger in an accident, (pause) which will probably happen to you.

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GW Student #1: I hear there are new Starbucks cupsGW Student #2: oh really???? I am so excitedGW Student #1: hahahaGW Student #2: ….not in the leastGW Student #1: they are like curved so you can hold them easier without spillingGW Student #2: oh hell now I actually AM excitedGw Student #1: HAHAGw Student #2: [...]

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