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Those needles are deadly.

September 13th, 2012 · No Comments · Hill

“Bro- are you knitting behind my back?” Overheard walking past a house in an alley on Capital Hill

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He’s so dreamy in Step Up – I mean GI Joe.

August 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Hill

“OK I’ve stopped listening to your conversation. I’m going back to looking at pictures of Channing Tatum.” –Guy at Tune Inn.

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Just like high school all over again

July 21st, 2010 · 2 Comments · Hill

Member of Congress to two staffers exiting an elevator: “You just got off the Members’ elevator, right? DON’T DO THAT!” –Longworth

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MMMMMMM. Urine.

June 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Hill

At Pour House in Cap Hill: Guy: You don’t like beer? Why? Girl: It tastes like urine. Would you drink your own urine? Guy: I would if it had beer in it.

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I’m sure the legislative staff can’t wait to see the intern’s office either …

March 25th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Hill, Interns

Overheard on the Blue Line Wednesday evening … A group of 7 young women chatting about their spring internships Women #1 “I’ve been so busy I haven’t even seen my office in Hart Building yet.” Women #2 “You get your own office? Cool!”

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I’m hoping for some Potbelly’s ads on the site…

January 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Hill

Overheard on Capitol Hill: “Oh, that crazy blind guy is crossing the street. What a train wreck. Well, a car wreck, but still….

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It’s for your protection. Those books bite.

July 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Hill

“Why are we going in a cage?” – Female teeny bopper, on entering the glass-encased viewing area above the Great Reading Room at the Library of Congress

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This job sounds pretty legen . . . wait for it . . . and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

April 29th, 2009 · No Comments · Hill

Overheard in a certain library on the Hill. Early-20-something researcher to late-20-something editor:“You know, the hours [a certain library on the Hill] pays you while you watch bootleg movies and episodes of “How I Met You Mother” is basically your share of the stimulus plan.”

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hehe – your mom’s a dude.

March 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Hill

Guy screaming at another guy while getting thrown out of a bar:Guy 1: I’m going to kick your ass!Guy getting thrown out: You know what? I’m going to shove my mother’s dick up your ass!

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He couldn’t live without her

July 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Hill

Eastern Market at lunch timeOne girl is standing at the bus stop and sees her friend walk by. Girl 1: Hey girl, what’s up how’s your summer? You still runnin’ ’round with that bad boy?Girl 2: Oh no, he dead.Girl 1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?Girl 2: Few weeks ago. It don’t matter. We [...]

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