Eavesdrop DC » Hill http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 He’s so dreamy in Step Up – I mean GI Joe. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/18/hes-so-dreamy-in-step-up-i-mean-gi-joe/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/18/hes-so-dreamy-in-step-up-i-mean-gi-joe/#comments Wed, 18 Aug 2010 14:50:15 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1294 “OK I’ve stopped listening to your conversation. I’m going back to looking at pictures of Channing Tatum.”

–Guy at Tune Inn.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/08/18/hes-so-dreamy-in-step-up-i-mean-gi-joe/feed/ 0 Just like high school all over again http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/21/just-like-high-school-all-over-again/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/21/just-like-high-school-all-over-again/#comments Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:26:41 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/21/just-like-high-school-all-over-again/ Member of Congress to two staffers exiting an elevator: “You just got off the Members’ elevator, right? DON’T DO THAT!”

–Longworth

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/07/21/just-like-high-school-all-over-again/feed/ 2 MMMMMMM. Urine. http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/09/mmmmmmm-urine/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/09/mmmmmmm-urine/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 14:11:05 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1263 At Pour House in Cap Hill:

Guy: You don’t like beer? Why?
Girl: It tastes like urine. Would you drink your own urine?
Guy: I would if it had beer in it.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/06/09/mmmmmmm-urine/feed/ 0 I’m sure the legislative staff can’t wait to see the intern’s office either … http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/25/im-sure-the-legislative-staff-cant-wait-to-see-the-interns-office-either/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/25/im-sure-the-legislative-staff-cant-wait-to-see-the-interns-office-either/#comments Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:34:58 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1181 Overheard on the Blue Line Wednesday evening …

A group of 7 young women chatting about their spring internships

Women #1 “I’ve been so busy I haven’t even seen my office in Hart Building yet.”

Women #2 “You get your own office? Cool!”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/03/25/im-sure-the-legislative-staff-cant-wait-to-see-the-interns-office-either/feed/ 1 I’m hoping for some Potbelly’s ads on the site… http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/21/im-hoping-for-some-potbellys-ads-on-the-site/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/21/im-hoping-for-some-potbellys-ads-on-the-site/#comments Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:09:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1116 Overheard on Capitol Hill: “Oh, that crazy blind guy is crossing the street. What a train wreck. Well, a car wreck, but still…. ]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2010/01/21/im-hoping-for-some-potbellys-ads-on-the-site/feed/ 1 It’s for your protection. Those books bite. http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/07/29/its-for-your-protection-those-books-bite/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/07/29/its-for-your-protection-those-books-bite/#comments Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:48:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1066 “Why are we going in a cage?”

- Female teeny bopper, on entering the glass-encased viewing area above the Great Reading Room at the Library of Congress

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/07/29/its-for-your-protection-those-books-bite/feed/ 1 This job sounds pretty legen . . . wait for it . . . and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY! http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/04/29/this-job-sounds-pretty-legen-wait-for-it-and-i-hope-youre-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-second-half-of-that-word-is-dairy/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/04/29/this-job-sounds-pretty-legen-wait-for-it-and-i-hope-youre-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-second-half-of-that-word-is-dairy/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:23:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1013 Overheard in a certain library on the Hill.

Early-20-something researcher to late-20-something editor:
“You know, the hours [a certain library on the Hill] pays you while you watch bootleg movies and episodes of “How I Met You Mother” is basically your share of the stimulus plan.”

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/04/29/this-job-sounds-pretty-legen-wait-for-it-and-i-hope-youre-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-second-half-of-that-word-is-dairy/feed/ 0 hehe – your mom’s a dude. http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/03/12/hehe-your-moms-a-dude/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/03/12/hehe-your-moms-a-dude/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:36:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=991 Guy screaming at another guy while getting thrown out of a bar:
Guy 1: I’m going to kick your ass!
Guy getting thrown out: You know what? I’m going to shove my mother’s dick up your ass!

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/03/12/hehe-your-moms-a-dude/feed/ 0 He couldn’t live without her http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/07/02/he-couldnt-live-without-her/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/07/02/he-couldnt-live-without-her/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:49:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=825 Eastern Market at lunch time
One girl is standing at the bus stop and sees her friend walk by.

Girl 1: Hey girl, what’s up how’s your summer? You still runnin’ ’round with that bad boy?
Girl 2: Oh no, he dead.
Girl 1: He dead?! No! He dead? When?
Girl 2: Few weeks ago. It don’t matter. We weren’t goin’ out no more.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/07/02/he-couldnt-live-without-her/feed/ 0 Tiger Woods is a beast. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/06/18/tiger-woods-is-a-beast/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/06/18/tiger-woods-is-a-beast/#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:43:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=814 Female Hill Staffer: “Why is Tiger wearing red and black again?”

Male Hill Staffer: “It must be his ‘Championship’ colors because he always wears it on Sunday”

Female Hill Staffer: “He probably wears it when he knows he’s taking bitches down too”

–the Hill

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