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Tiger Woods is a beast.

June 18th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill

Female Hill Staffer: “Why is Tiger wearing red and black again?” Male Hill Staffer: “It must be his ‘Championship’ colors because he always wears it on Sunday” Female Hill Staffer: “He probably wears it when he knows he’s taking bitches down too” –the Hill

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I’m $14.99, pants not included

May 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill

In the US Capitol: twenty-something girl to another twenty-something girl: “Do you come with the shirt on or off?”

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Yes…those columns can be confusing

April 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

At the Capitol building Tuesday around 1:15 pm. Tourist Woman in her 30s, pointing to the Supreme Court: “Oh, and there’s the Lincoln Memorial!”

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Some of my best friends are Islamics.

April 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Hill

Outside the Hart Senate Office Bldg last night around 6:30….two older 50ish “suits” walking out of bldg: Suit 1: You know, I don’t even know any Islamics, or Islamic people, I just don’t.Suit 2: Yeah, and I’ve never been to any Islamic countries. I guess don’t really know any Islamics either.

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only in DC, and only on the Hill

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill

Hill staffer talking on the phone: “…you should leave work early, there’s probably going to be State of the Union traffic…” –Capitol Hill

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You and me both, man.

December 12th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill

Guy in line for ATM: “Man, I’m bilingual. I’m fluent in Ebonics and bullshit!” –Bank of America, Capitol Hill

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You had me at slutty.

October 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill, Women of questionable character

Girl: “I hope I never get old so I never have to stop dressing slutty. [pause] My mom would be so proud of me.” –Bar, Capitol Hill

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I feel so safe.

September 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes, Hill

Drunk guy: “I took my mandatory online terrorism training today . . . I totally failed it, dude.” -Bar, Capitol Hill

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Baltimore – new fashion capital of the world

August 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments · Hill

Guy: You know what I’m going to do? I’m bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I’m wearing a safari hat to work.Girl: That’s so Baltimore. – The Hill

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S&M gear – so that’s where all his money’s been going…

July 17th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill

Female intern-types guzzling blue margaritas: 1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.2: I can see that.1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.2: Did he want to smack you around?1: He wanted me to smack him around2 Did you?1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal. –Hyatt Regency [...]

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