In the US Capitol:
twenty-something girl to another twenty-something girl:
“Do you come with the shirt on or off?”
Entries Tagged as 'Hill'
I’m $14.99, pants not included
May 13th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill
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Yes…those columns can be confusing
April 9th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)
At the Capitol building Tuesday around 1:15 pm.
Tourist Woman in her 30s, pointing to the Supreme Court: “Oh, and there’s the Lincoln Memorial!”
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Some of my best friends are Islamics.
April 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Hill
Outside the Hart Senate Office Bldg last night around 6:30….two older 50ish “suits” walking out of bldg:
Suit 1: You know, I don’t even know any Islamics, or Islamic people, I just don’t.Suit 2: Yeah, and I’ve never been to any Islamic countries. I guess don’t really know any Islamics either.
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only in DC, and only on the Hill
January 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Hill
Hill staffer talking on the phone: “…you should leave work early, there’s probably going to be State of the Union traffic…”
–Capitol Hill
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You and me both, man.
December 12th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill
Guy in line for ATM: “Man, I’m bilingual. I’m fluent in Ebonics and bullshit!”
–Bank of America, Capitol Hill
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You had me at slutty.
October 24th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill, Women of questionable character
Girl: “I hope I never get old so I never have to stop dressing slutty. [pause] My mom would be so proud of me.”
–Bar, Capitol Hill
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I feel so safe.
September 25th, 2007 · No Comments · Dumb dudes, Hill
Drunk guy: “I took my mandatory online terrorism training today . . . I totally failed it, dude.”
-Bar, Capitol Hill
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Baltimore – new fashion capital of the world
August 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments · Hill
Guy: You know what I’m going to do? I’m bringing back the safari hat. Tomorrow I’m wearing a safari hat to work.Girl: That’s so Baltimore.
– The Hill
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S&M gear – so that’s where all his money’s been going…
July 17th, 2007 · No Comments · Hill
Female intern-types guzzling blue margaritas:
1: Bet McCain’s into S&M.2: I can see that.1: Ever see the veins in McCain’s head? They throb all day. I had a boyfriend like that.2: Did he want to smack you around?1: He wanted me to smack him around2 Did you?1: Psh. I am sooo not maternal.
–Hyatt Regency bar, [...]
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Not to be confused with pork barrel (also prevalent on Capitol Hill and sounds much cooler than it really is)
July 12th, 2007 · 3 Comments · Hill
Heard last night on Capitol Hill
Guy: I don’t understand, what is “pork roll”?Jersey Girl: It’s hard to explain…It’s like, if bacon married awesome and they had delicious babies
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