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Who’s zoomin’ who?

September 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Hill

Girl, to guy at end of frustrated monologue:
“My whore phase has gone totally awry!!”
– No location given, but this could be any Hill staffer.

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So that explains all Hill staffers

June 19th, 2006 · No Comments · Hill

Guy: DC is a place for people who didn’t want to leave college but knew they needed to make some money somehow.
– 3rd and Mass, poolside.

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I’ve got a better offer — I’ll give you 100 camels!

June 6th, 2006 · No Comments · Hill

Crazy Guy on the street to young girl’s father: “I will give you one million dollars for the girl.”Father: “I might be interested if I really thought he had it.”
–The Hill

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You are what you wear…

March 24th, 2006 · No Comments · Hill

Girl # 1: Hey this is my friend (didn’t catch the name). Drunk guy: Hey.Girl # 1: Hey doesn’t (name) just look hot? Not everyone can wear green but she can.Drunk guy: Yeah she can. (to girl in green) It makes you look like a slut.Girl in green: Uh…Drunk [...]

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