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I’m sure the legislative staff can’t wait to see the intern’s office either …

March 25th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Hill, Interns

Overheard on the Blue Line Wednesday evening … A group of 7 young women chatting about their spring internships Women #1 “I’ve been so busy I haven’t even seen my office in Hart Building yet.” Women #2 “You get your own office? Cool!”

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Barack’s Row?

June 19th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Interns

Group of late-teens/early 20s (possibly Republican interns), at Matchbox, on 8th Street SE: Girl (to the rest of the table): “I mean, he’s only been President for a couple of months. What has he done to deserve having an area of the city named after him?” Boy: “I know, right!?!”

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But not Bowhunting?

July 1st, 2008 · No Comments · Interns

Girl intern: what are you going today?Guy intern: ugh. you know. teaching old people [how to use] Excel

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Too many jokes possible! Eavesdrop DC overload!

June 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Interns, Metro

On the red line at rush hour: Girl 1: Well, it’s not technically an office romance. Girl 2: People frown on dating interns. Look at Monica Lewinsky!

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It’s Intern season!

June 2nd, 2008 · No Comments · Interns

In a downtown office: Intern turns to full-time employee: So is the Washington Post a DC paper or a Washington state paper?Full-time employee: Um, DC….

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Sounds like a perfect mercenary lobbyist in training to me

July 2nd, 2007 · No Comments · Interns

Scene: Crowded Metro, 6:15 p.m. Tourist: So you live here?Intern: Yes. Well, no. Just for a few weeks. I’m an intern at [association name redacted].Tourist: What do you do there?Intern: I don’t know. There’s some bill that’s a really big deal or something. I make calls and talk to people on the Hill about it.Tourist: [...]

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Take the pussy out of the closet!

June 29th, 2007 · No Comments · Interns

Co-worker 1: Where’s XXXXX?Intern 1: He had an emergency at his apartment.Co-worker 1: What happened?Intern 1: Something about his sink, Drano and locking his cat in the closet.Co-worker 1: The strangest shit happens to that kid.–Office at 15th and L

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And to close out the week, we bring you EavesdropDC’s 500th post!

June 22nd, 2007 · No Comments · Interns

Bartender: No, I’m sorry, You can’t run a tab with your driver’s license.Intern, fumbling in wallet, hands the bartender another card.Bartender: No, this is a gift card, you can’t start a tab with that either. If you want to run a tab, I need to hold a credit card.Intern: Credit card? Ma’am I’m from Oklahoma, [...]

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Oh Kate, she’s such a dork fucker.

June 22nd, 2007 · No Comments · Interns

20-something Guy: Why do you have a Burger King crown?20-something Girl: I asked one of the interns if he wanted anything from BK and he said a hat, so I got him a crown. I’m planning on making him wear it all day.Guy: Which intern is it for?Girl: Oh, I don’t know any of their [...]

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In all reality he probably works for Juan Valdez

June 19th, 2007 · No Comments · Interns

From the South American Stereotypes Society: This was heard on the metro on Saturday. It was two intern-looking guys: Guy 1: So where are you working?Guy 2: [Something about Colombia]Guy 1: Oh, cool. So that’s for like the Colombian government, right? So you’re like exporting cocaine? (laughs)Guy 2: (completely serious) No.Guy 1: Well, do they [...]

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