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October 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Metro

On metro during one of the many delays on the red line, waaay too many people were packed onto the train. Man squished in the middle of the train, holding the ceiling for support: “Man, this is a workout! I didn’t plan on exercising today. Man, this is a workout! I guess I don’t have [...]

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I’m sure the feeling is mutual.

September 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment · Metro

Guy preaching about the ills of the world on the metro: “I just hope my grandparents die this year, what with the estate tax being in such flux.”

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I see scary, suburban people

August 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Adams Morgan, Metro

Guy at Adams Morgan waiting for a delayed metro: “I was looking at a metro map the other day, and I wonder: why do they have metro stops like White Flint and Twinbrook? Is that necessary? Do people even exist that far out?”

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One line stand

August 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro, U Street

Heard this gem coming back from U St. Friday night: “Yeah, well, this one night I met some girl on the green line and totally made out with her before the orange line”

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Ice Ice Baby

June 29th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

Overheard on a yellow line train near Pentagon City: Guy 1: daAAAmn, I need a bitch!!! Guy 2: you coulda had one at U Street!!! . . . but I guess she was blinded by your ice . . . Guy 1: yeah, I guess so . . . (as he fondly gazes at his [...]

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Texting with benefits?

June 23rd, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

On the Orange Line around Metro Center, one young woman talking to another young woman: “I just need someone that I can text when I get lonely, like a boyfriend.”

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That train does sound special.

June 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

On Saturday, I was getting onto the metro at East Falls Church (orange line). There was construction between East Falls Church and West Falls Church, which made things confusing. The train at the station, instead of saying “New Carrollton” or “Vienna,” simply said “Special.” Naturally, a number of people asked about where the train was [...]

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Can 12 years fix crazy?

May 25th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

Yellow/Green Line platform during rush hour– this is the gist Man No. 1 is relating a story to Man No. 2: Man No. 1: “So we were out in Adams Morgan a couple weeks ago and this girl at another table was staring at me– like really staring at me! It was creeping me out. [...]

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That would just be silly.

May 13th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Dumb chicks, Metro

Overheard on the red line between Union Station and Judiciary Square: Woman 1: This metro announcer sounds different than the announcer on our last train. Do you think it’s a real person announcing the stops? Woman 2: Definitely not.

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And you, my friend, are entirely alone in that sentiment.

April 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

Little boy on metro at 1 am with tired grandma: “Grandma?” Grandma: “What.” Little boy: “I feel like I’m in a long, long limo! And someone else is driving us!”

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