Eavesdrop DC

Daughter: You can always tell who works for the government when you’re on the metro, they all wear black suits. They have this look about them.
Mother: Yeah, they are all looking down their noses at everyone else.
–Blue line towards Franconia around the Farragut West stop, Submitted by a government worker wearing jeans and sneakers.

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Girl on cell phone: “I said he works for tips not tits, but he’d probably work for those too.”
–Metro Center

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On the Orange line to Vienna.
Three Asian girls in an intense conversation I never expected to last as long as it did:
Girl 1: “Half-Asians are either really cute or really ugly. Nothing in between.”
Girl 2: “Did you ever meet Jared?”
Girl 1: “Yeah I know him.”
Girl 2: “He’s a halfie!!”
Girl 3: “NO WAY! I know a [...]

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I was waiting on the Blue and Orange line platform. One of the subway preachers starts yelling his version of the gospel, and a girl in the distance audibly laughs.
The girl next to me, who is apparently full of Christ’s love, says: “That bitch better quit laughin’, shut up, and listen!”
That’s right, you’d better love [...]

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“Stop being so uppity about geometry!”–Outside Foggy Bottom Metro

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