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When I pulled my hamstring, I went to an androgynous.

April 22nd, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Dumb dudes, Metro

Two young professionals on the metro: Girl 1: Wait. You don’t know who Julia Child is? I mean, Julia Child is like the Abraham Lincoln of the home! You do know who Abraham Lincoln is, right? Boy 2: Well, yeah, but he appealed to a more androgynous crowd…

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Rosslyn: Capital of the Confederacy?

April 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Crossing the Potomac on the metro this morning, a young tourist girl pointed at Rosslyn and asked, “What’s that?” Her mom responded, “I don’t know. Maybe Richmond.”

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Job requirements: a nose and a ‘tude

April 13th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

Daughter: You can always tell who works for the government when you’re on the metro, they all wear black suits. They have this look about them. Mother: Yeah, they are all looking down their noses at everyone else. –Blue line towards Franconia around the Farragut West stop, Submitted by a government worker wearing jeans and [...]

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A new twist on atheism

April 8th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb dudes, Metro

In L’Enfant metro station: Man1: “What do they call those people who don’t believe in God?” Man2: “Anti-Christs.” Man1: “Oh yeah! Anti-Christs.”

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Yup, that’s totally what L’Enfant had in mind.

April 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Man talking to his family on the metro: “You know why the buildings in DC are so short? They didn’t want terrorists flying into them.” –Yellow line

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Tips welcome!

March 16th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

Girl on cell phone: “I said he works for tips not tits, but he’d probably work for those too.” –Metro Center

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Racial stereotypes are really cute or really ugly. Nothing in between.

March 4th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

On the Orange line to Vienna. Three Asian girls in an intense conversation I never expected to last as long as it did: Girl 1: “Half-Asians are either really cute or really ugly. Nothing in between.” Girl 2: “Did you ever meet Jared?” Girl 1: “Yeah I know him.” Girl 2: “He’s a halfie!!” Girl [...]

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This could get ugly!

February 16th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

I was waiting on the Blue and Orange line platform. One of the subway preachers starts yelling his version of the gospel, and a girl in the distance audibly laughs. The girl next to me, who is apparently full of Christ’s love, says: “That bitch better quit laughin’, shut up, and listen!” That’s right, you’d [...]

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I heart DC . . . bars.

February 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Orange line between Foggy Bottom and Rosslyn: Fratty Guy #1: I’ve spent a week here, and all I can really say I’ve seen is the White House.Fratty Guy #2: Good bars here.Fratty Guy #1: Yeah, great bars in this city.

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I will parallelogram your rhombus!

February 3rd, 2010 · No Comments · Metro

“Stop being so uppity about geometry!”–Outside Foggy Bottom Metro

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