Eavesdrop DC

Staffer 1: So after surviving five heart attacks we’ve realized that Dick Cheney is immortal, correct?
Staffer 2: No, we’ve decided that there are only two horcruxes left.
Staffer 1: Where’s Neville when you need him?
–DC Think Tank

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Teacher: well why don’t we set up a time to meet next week? do you have my cell number?Student: no, I don’t have my cell phone with me either, I’ll write your number down on the most important thing I have! (pulls out sheet of paper)Teacher: oh is that your class tracking sheet?Student: No! ITS [...]

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While the train was stopped between Metro Center and McPherson Square and the lights in our car went out…young child:

“Does this mean the dementors are coming??”

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