Staffer 1: So after surviving five heart attacks we’ve realized that Dick Cheney is immortal, correct? Staffer 2: No, we’ve decided that there are only two horcruxes left. Staffer 1: Where’s Neville when you need him? –DC Think Tank
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April 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Nerdtastic
Teacher: well why don’t we set up a time to meet next week? do you have my cell number?Student: no, I don’t have my cell phone with me either, I’ll write your number down on the most important thing I have! (pulls out sheet of paper)Teacher: oh is that your class tracking sheet?Student: No! ITS [...]