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A now a special reminder about tomorrow’s Help The Homeless Walkathon

November 16th, 2007 · 2 Comments · Residentially Challenged

Homeless guy in front of the shelter at 13th and K NW ranting: “I’ve got two eyes, I ain’t no fucking Cyclops!”

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How do you respond to this?

August 16th, 2007 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

Homeless Man to Young Woman: “Girl, I don’t wanna get freaky witchu, but you is FINE!” -McPherson Square

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C’mon – there’s got to be more in those shopping carts besides food and crack

May 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

“A computer?! If you’re homeless, a computer is the least of your worries. There are more important things you would need, like food and crack.”-GMU

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Dr. Phil would call this "sketchy"

April 26th, 2007 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

A man approaches two white girls lying on a blanket in the sun, he looks about 40, little spanish accent, broken english, possibly homeless and says: Man: “You know black people come here.” Girl 1: “umm what?” Man: “Black people come to this park.”Girl 1 nudges Girl 2: “Wake up.” Man: “Black people come here. [...]

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$5! The price of crack must have gone up.

April 25th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Residentially Challenged

Homeless man to waitress leaving restaurant: “Miss, can I get $5?” Waitress: “Five dollars! I don’t have five dollars, but you can have my shift meal. It’s a burger . . .” [offers "to go" box] Homeless guy: “No thanks, I just ate.” –Outside some restaurant in DC

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It’s a hard knock life, for me – tryin’ to get a cold, forty!

April 10th, 2007 · 1 Comment · Georgetown, Residentially Challenged

Walking on M st Bridge outside of Georgetown. Bum talking excitedly to walking Georgetown shoppers and corporate looking men. “Spare some change? Oh, come on now! It’s National Philanthropy Day! Best part is- it’s tax deductible! Isn’t that great? I made it up…” [A note from the eavesdropper: I ran back and gave him $4.37 [...]

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"You can repel homeless people too, with my new patented spray – Bum-Off."

September 8th, 2006 · No Comments · Georgetown, Residentially Challenged

Girl to guy: Does it ever bother you when homeless people don’t ask you for money? Because that happens to me a lot. – Georgetown

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What’s the going rate for weed these days?

August 29th, 2006 · No Comments · Drugs and Booze, Residentially Challenged

A bum/entrepreneur corners another guy in line for a concert. Bum: “Hey man I only got $2 and tickets are $10. Can you help me out?”Cornered guy: “Uhhh….. fine, here’s $1.”Bum: “You know if you gave me 8, I could get in…”Cornered guy: “Sorry dude… you’re gonna have to get the rest some other way.”*Pause*Bum: [...]

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He’s a glass half-full kind of guy.

August 23rd, 2006 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

Bum to girl sitting on a bench: “How you doin’?” Girl: “Ok, how are you?” Bum: “I’m a homeless drunk, I’m about 50/50.” –Downtown, near Metro Center

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It’s hard out there for a bum

August 23rd, 2006 · 1 Comment · Residentially Challenged

Scary bum #1 to scary bum #2: “I mean, i just about kicked his ass! I mean, shit, he don’t wanna mess with me. I say, it’s hard out here for a pimp!” –Mt. Pleasant

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