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Beggars can’t be choosers … but they can be taxpayers

August 7th, 2006 · No Comments · Georgetown, Residentially Challenged

Bum yelling at a group of DC-corporate-types who walk by without giving him any change:
“OH YEAH?! Well, at least I never lied on my income taxes!!”
-M Street Bridge between Foggy Bottom and Georgetown

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Some special sauce and he’s golden.

June 29th, 2006 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

Bum to 2 girls: “Take me home ladies and make a sandwich out of me. Come back, no don’t laugh ladies, keep up the good work.”
– 17th and Connecticut

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Ahh, the busy lives of your neighborhood bum.

June 28th, 2006 · No Comments · Dupont, Residentially Challenged

Bum: Hey my man, can you do me a favor?Guy: What?Bum: You see my wife over there? (Points to a woman who’s not with him). She’s obviously pregnant (she wasn’t really pregnant). If I give you my drivers license (takes out drivers license) will you watch her for a little bit while [...]

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Beggars can’t be choosers, wait…

March 28th, 2006 · No Comments · GW, Residentially Challenged

Bum to Suit 1: Hey you got a dollar?Bum to Suit 2: Hey you got a dollar?Bum to Suit 3? Hey you got a dollar?Bum to girl: I know you don’t have a dollar.
– Submitted by a poor GW student who really doesn’t have a dollar.

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Have you called Jenny yet?

March 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Dupont, Residentially Challenged

Bum to passerby: Hey buddy, can you spare some change?*Passerby ignores bum*Bum to passerby: Maybe you should go on a diet.*Passerby continues to eat ice cream and milkshake.*
– Dupont Circle

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Just don’t call him Anna Karenina

March 16th, 2006 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

Bum shouting: Stop looking at me like a Russian whore!!
– Farragut West

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The exorcism of Georgetown

March 8th, 2006 · No Comments · Georgetown, Residentially Challenged

Bum shouting at traffic: How do you spell devil? D-E-E-Z-E-D?
– Wisconsin Ave in Georgetown

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Going Nowhere

March 1st, 2006 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

“I don’t know how this happened, but I think we’re out of gas!”-Homeless Man to a park bench, Washington Circle

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Taking one for the team

March 1st, 2006 · No Comments · Residentially Challenged

Bum to a crowd of adoring bums: “I mean, it’s a tough lifestyle. But a eunuch’s got to do what a eunuch’s got to do.”
– Washington Circle

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