Eavesdrop DC » Shameless self-promotion http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:31:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 All aboard the twitter train http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/11/all-aboard-the-twitter-train/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/11/all-aboard-the-twitter-train/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:59:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=1033 We’re on the twitter! Follow us at: http://twitter.com/eavesdropdc

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2009/06/11/all-aboard-the-twitter-train/feed/ 0 Not sponsored by Chipotle in any way, though Chipotle . . . if you’re listening, we’ll take your money!! http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/06/not-sponsored-by-chipotle-in-any-way-though-chipotle-if-youre-listening-well-take-your-money/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/06/not-sponsored-by-chipotle-in-any-way-though-chipotle-if-youre-listening-well-take-your-money/#comments Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:36:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=902 Girl on cell: “My grandma is totally addicted….Yeah, every morning she’s like ‘Go get me Chipotle.’”

–Girl on cell phone, on the 70 bus (with a Chipotle bag)

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/10/06/not-sponsored-by-chipotle-in-any-way-though-chipotle-if-youre-listening-well-take-your-money/feed/ 0 To our friends http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/23/to-our-friends/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/23/to-our-friends/#comments Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:42:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=867 Dear friends of EavesdropDC,

If you noticed your facebook friend list one fewer, we are sorry to tell you that Facebook has deleted our profile page! But, do not fear, we still want to be friends with you. Instead, become a FAN of EavesdropDC by clicking here.

Your friend,
EavesdropDC

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/08/23/to-our-friends/feed/ 0 I’m a little envious and a little nauseated all at the same time. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/im-a-little-envious-and-a-little-nauseated-all-at-the-same-time/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/im-a-little-envious-and-a-little-nauseated-all-at-the-same-time/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:40:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=629 Nurse: “Do you have insurance?”

Girl: “I have no idea. I bet you hear that all the time huh?”

Nurse: “Well, you are going to have to come back sometime next week, but not between 1-2 pm. The doctor is on her lunch break then.

Girl: “Oh, I’m still asleep then. And isn’t lunch like at 4 or 5 pm anyways?”

–DC Doctor’s Office

Another note from the Eavesdrop Offices: EavesdropDC will be taking off for Thanksgiving starting tomorrow. So, eat turkey, listen for stupid things your relatives say, and send them to us so that we can post them on Monday.

Don’t forget: EavesdropDC is now on Facebook! Friend us!

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/im-a-little-envious-and-a-little-nauseated-all-at-the-same-time/feed/ 0 What kind of friend are you? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:50:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=628 Girl on phone: “No, I will not contribute to your drug habits!”

-GW

Note from EavesdropDC: EavesdropDC is now on Facebook! Friend us!

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/11/20/what-kind-of-friend-are-you/feed/ 0 The CIA is onto us! http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/03/28/the-cia-is-onto-us/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/03/28/the-cia-is-onto-us/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:40:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=404 Apparently they don’t like competition in the eavesdropping industry. Our mole inside the CIA has asked us to take down his two droppings – due to a “an overzealous and uncompromising security atmosphere.” We’ve complied – mostly because we don’t want to “disappear”.

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/03/28/the-cia-is-onto-us/feed/ 2 Tom is a douchebag, but he’s still my friend http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/18/tom-is-a-douchebag-but-hes-still-my-friend/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/18/tom-is-a-douchebag-but-hes-still-my-friend/#comments Thu, 18 Jan 2007 15:21:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=356 Girl 1: “I can’t believe she friended me on MySpace. I don’t even like her. I mean, should I friend her back? If I do, does this mean that I have to talk to her? Should I be nice? I’m so confused.”

Girl 2: “Yes, just friend her back. Rejection on MySpace is even worse than in real life.”

–Foggy Bottom

We caved to virtual peer pressure! You can now check out EavesdropDC on MySpace: www.myspace.com/eavesdropdc. Friend us!

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/18/tom-is-a-douchebag-but-hes-still-my-friend/feed/ 0 If you don’t submit, the terrorists win! http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/09/22/if-you-dont-submit-the-terrorists-win/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/09/22/if-you-dont-submit-the-terrorists-win/#comments Fri, 22 Sep 2006 19:50:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=282 Friend of EavesdropDC: “You guys, what’s up with Eavesdrop this week?”
Eavesdrop Founders 1 and 2: “People haven’t sent anything in!!!”
Friend: “I mean, what’s this? Seven since September 11th?!”
Eavesdrop Founder 3: “Oh, so now you’re going to blame the terrorists.”

-EavesdropDC Offices

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/09/22/if-you-dont-submit-the-terrorists-win/feed/ 0 dropping the eaves in dc… http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/02/22/dropping-the-eaves-in-dc/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2006/02/22/dropping-the-eaves-in-dc/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2006 20:27:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=3 Hear something funny? Want to share it? Email your posting to eavesdropdc@gmail.com.

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