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And Screech just died a little inside

February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports

[No eavesdrop left behind! This was submitted in September, you know, when it was still baseball season. But hey, spring training!] At the Nats game Tuesday 9/28. In-between innings while the Geico gecko is helping throw t-shirts to the crowd, a twenty-something woman to her friends: “Is our mascot a Lizard? I thought it was [...]

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Skins fans and Dan Snyder: It’s Complicated

December 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Sports

“Dan Snyder, one day I will see you on the street and I will stab you with a rusty shank. You will die in my arms. I hate you Dan Snyder.” –screaming fan in the upper deck at Monday night’s Skins/Giants game

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Redskins and blueballs

October 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Sports

Setting: FedEx Field, 11:15-30ish PM, roughly 3 minutes remaining in the Redskins – Eagles Game. The Redskins have the ball and look like they may score. Redskins Fan: “YEEEEEAAAAAAA! Let’s go Redskins, they’re like the horny drunk at the end of the night! Just take whatever you can get!” And then the Skins fumble and [...]

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There’s always one smartass, usually it’s me…

October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Sports

Girl 1: I’m a huge Alabama fan, what’s your favorite team?Guy 1: Oh I’m not much of a college football fan, I’m a Philadelphia Eagles guy.(Guy 2 walks up)Girl 1: And what kind of fan are you?Guy 2: (pause), I’m an oscillating fanGirl 1: (silence) …

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Someone was on the Kiss Cam w/too many boys!

June 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Sports

“Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.” – girl to her female friend at the Nats game on Tuesday night

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Sent in March 16

May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports

A conversation between a customer (who was wearing a soviet hockey jersey) and a waitress at matchbox last week, before the caps-flames game. waitress: cccp? who’s that?customer: it’s the soviet union.waitress: oh, are they playing the caps tonight?

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Soulja Boy was never invited to another Nats game

May 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Sports

Girl at Nationals Park “I don’t think the ‘Superman’s’ that’s weird. People ejaculate in random places all the time”

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