[No eavesdrop left behind! This was submitted in September, you know, when it was still baseball season. But hey, spring training!] At the Nats game Tuesday 9/28. In-between innings while the Geico gecko is helping throw t-shirts to the crowd, a twenty-something woman to her friends: “Is our mascot a Lizard? I thought it was [...]
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February 24th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports
December 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · Sports
“Dan Snyder, one day I will see you on the street and I will stab you with a rusty shank. You will die in my arms. I hate you Dan Snyder.” –screaming fan in the upper deck at Monday night’s Skins/Giants game
October 28th, 2009 · No Comments · Sports
Setting: FedEx Field, 11:15-30ish PM, roughly 3 minutes remaining in the Redskins – Eagles Game. The Redskins have the ball and look like they may score. Redskins Fan: “YEEEEEAAAAAAA! Let’s go Redskins, they’re like the horny drunk at the end of the night! Just take whatever you can get!” And then the Skins fumble and [...]
October 20th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Sports
Girl 1: I’m a huge Alabama fan, what’s your favorite team?Guy 1: Oh I’m not much of a college football fan, I’m a Philadelphia Eagles guy.(Guy 2 walks up)Girl 1: And what kind of fan are you?Guy 2: (pause), I’m an oscillating fanGirl 1: (silence) …
June 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Sports
“Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.” – girl to her female friend at the Nats game on Tuesday night
May 30th, 2008 · No Comments · No Eavesdrop Left Behind, Sports
A conversation between a customer (who was wearing a soviet hockey jersey) and a waitress at matchbox last week, before the caps-flames game. waitress: cccp? who’s that?customer: it’s the soviet union.waitress: oh, are they playing the caps tonight?