Eavesdrop DC » Sports

And Screech just died a little inside

eavesdropdc — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 15:04:36 +0000

[No eavesdrop left behind! This was submitted in September, you know, when it was still baseball season. But hey, spring training!]

At the Nats game Tuesday 9/28. In-between innings while the Geico gecko is helping throw t-shirts to the crowd, a twenty-something woman to her friends:

“Is our mascot a Lizard? I thought it was the presidents.”

Skins fans and Dan Snyder: It’s Complicated

eavesdropdc — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:34:00 +0000

“Dan Snyder, one day I will see you on the street and I will stab you with a rusty shank. You will die in my arms. I hate you Dan Snyder.”

–screaming fan in the upper deck at Monday night’s Skins/Giants game

Redskins and blueballs

eavesdropdc — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:37:00 +0000

Setting: FedEx Field, 11:15-30ish PM, roughly 3 minutes remaining in the Redskins – Eagles Game. The Redskins have the ball and look like they may score.

Redskins Fan: “YEEEEEAAAAAAA! Let’s go Redskins, they’re like the horny drunk at the end of the night! Just take whatever you can get!”

And then the Skins fumble and the Eagles recover it.

There’s always one smartass, usually it’s me…

eavesdropdc — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 14:47:00 +0000

Girl 1: I’m a huge Alabama fan, what’s your favorite team?
Guy 1: Oh I’m not much of a college football fan, I’m a Philadelphia Eagles guy.
(Guy 2 walks up)
Girl 1: And what kind of fan are you?
Guy 2: (pause), I’m an oscillating fan
Girl 1: (silence) …

Someone was on the Kiss Cam w/too many boys!

eavesdropdc — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:27:00 +0000

“Yes, if I get the job at the CDC I will celebrate your chlamydia as an inspirational story.” – girl to her female friend at the Nats game on Tuesday night

Sent in March 16

eavesdropdc — Fri, 30 May 2008 15:53:00 +0000

A conversation between a customer (who was wearing a soviet hockey jersey) and a waitress at matchbox last week, before the caps-flames game.

waitress: cccp? who’s that?
customer: it’s the soviet union.
waitress: oh, are they playing the caps tonight?

Soulja Boy was never invited to another Nats game

eavesdropdc — Fri, 23 May 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Girl at Nationals Park

“I don’t think the ‘Superman’s’ that’s weird. People ejaculate in random places all the time”