Old guy in suit: “And the best part about the internet? The free wi-fi at Motel Six.”
Young guy in suit: [awkward silence]
–Farragut North / Connecticut Avenue NW
Entries Tagged as 'Stupid Businesspeople'
Um, I’d like a bigger expense account please.
January 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Stupid Businesspeople
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Hide your pet rabbits, gentlemen.
August 22nd, 2007 · No Comments · Stupid Businesspeople
3 female co-workers standing on the corner waiting for walk signal.
1st woman: So, you think he is?
2nd woman: No, you don’t really think he is?
3rd woman: Hell, yes I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I’m gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That’ll teach him.
–Corner of 15th and [...]
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Can’t come in today, came down with a light case of the stroke.
June 26th, 2007 · No Comments · Stupid Businesspeople
Angry Boss: Jeff called out sick again! I can’t believe it.Worker: Calm down, it’s not completely his fault.Angry Boss: But this is the second time he’s called out sick in a week! He’s hurting us! He’s hurting the company!Worker: Well, he can’t help that he has a heart attack issue.
–Canal Square, Georgetown
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Wasn’t that already a movie called The Tuxedo?
April 9th, 2007 · No Comments · Stupid Businesspeople
Asian guy talking about how he looks in a suit:
“If James Bond were Asian, two thumbs up right here.”
-23rd Street
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Guess who’s getting audited this year!
January 8th, 2007 · No Comments · IRS, Stupid Businesspeople
Businessman on cell phone: Listen, I don’t think we have to follow EVERY rule of the IRS exactly.–19th and M, NW
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