Eavesdrop DC » Stupid Businesspeople http://eavesdropdc.com Hear something funny? Email it to eavesdropdc@gmail.com Thu, 01 Mar 2012 18:57:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Um, I’d like a bigger expense account please. http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/28/um-id-like-a-bigger-expense-account-please/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/28/um-id-like-a-bigger-expense-account-please/#comments Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:54:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=687 Old guy in suit: “And the best part about the internet? The free wi-fi at Motel Six.”

Young guy in suit: [awkward silence]

–Farragut North / Connecticut Avenue NW

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2008/01/28/um-id-like-a-bigger-expense-account-please/feed/ 0 Hide your pet rabbits, gentlemen. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/08/22/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/08/22/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen/#comments Wed, 22 Aug 2007 19:55:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=547 3 female co-workers standing on the corner waiting for walk signal.

1st woman: So, you think he is?

2nd woman: No, you don’t really think he is?

3rd woman: Hell, yes I know he is. He is cheating on his wife and me. I’m gonna cut off his dick and then quit! That’ll teach him.

–Corner of 15th and L, NW

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/08/22/hide-your-pet-rabbits-gentlemen/feed/ 0 Can’t come in today, came down with a light case of the stroke. http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/06/26/cant-come-in-today-came-down-with-a-light-case-of-the-stroke/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/06/26/cant-come-in-today-came-down-with-a-light-case-of-the-stroke/#comments Tue, 26 Jun 2007 18:23:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=505 Angry Boss: Jeff called out sick again! I can’t believe it.
Worker: Calm down, it’s not completely his fault.
Angry Boss: But this is the second time he’s called out sick in a week! He’s hurting us! He’s hurting the company!
Worker: Well, he can’t help that he has a heart attack issue.

–Canal Square, Georgetown

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/06/26/cant-come-in-today-came-down-with-a-light-case-of-the-stroke/feed/ 0 Wasn’t that already a movie called The Tuxedo? http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/wasnt-that-already-a-movie-called-the-tuxedo/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/wasnt-that-already-a-movie-called-the-tuxedo/#comments Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:49:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=416 Asian guy talking about how he looks in a suit:

“If James Bond were Asian, two thumbs up right here.”

-23rd Street

]]> http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/04/09/wasnt-that-already-a-movie-called-the-tuxedo/feed/ 0 Guess who’s getting audited this year! http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/08/guess-whos-getting-audited-this-year/ http://eavesdropdc.com/2007/01/08/guess-whos-getting-audited-this-year/#comments Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:51:00 +0000 eavesdropdc http://eavesdropdc.com/?p=349 Businessman on cell phone: Listen, I don’t think we have to follow EVERY rule of the IRS exactly.
–19th and M, NW

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