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I don’t trust those little plates

July 28th, 2010 · No Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Two older tourists passing by Jaleo in downtown DC. One stops, looks at the restaurant, and mutters to the other “Tapas is a scam.”

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2 for 1 special on mammals today! Get your mammals!

June 1st, 2010 · No Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

In the Natural History Museum, tourist-y teenager looking at a museum map: “It says the Mammals are near the mall entrance. There’s a mall in here?!”

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Rosslyn: Capital of the Confederacy?

April 19th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Crossing the Potomac on the metro this morning, a young tourist girl pointed at Rosslyn and asked, “What’s that?” Her mom responded, “I don’t know. Maybe Richmond.”

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No, see that building next door with the big Caps poster? That’s the White House.

April 14th, 2010 · No Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

“Is that the White House?” They were looking at the facade of the National Portrait Gallery. At 7th and G St. Some distance away from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

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OMG! And the pointed top keeps birds from landing!!!

April 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Obvious tourist family wearing matching American Flag T-shirts: Child: “Oooh Mom it’s the Washington Monument.” Mom: “Yes, you’re right. And there are red lights on it…..I bet they added those after 9/11.” –corner of 15th and G

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Yup, that’s totally what L’Enfant had in mind.

April 7th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Man talking to his family on the metro: “You know why the buildings in DC are so short? They didn’t want terrorists flying into them.” –Yellow line

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Teddy Fail

April 6th, 2010 · No Comments · Dumb chicks, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Arlington National Cemetery, in front of Ted Kennedy’s grave: girl 1: “Whose grave is that?” girl 2: “Theodore Roosevelt, I think”

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Welcome, Tourons!

March 22nd, 2010 · 2 Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Just landed at DCA and people are getting on their cellphones. A twenty something female is loudly blabbing into her phone, “I totally saw the White House when we were landing…..yeah, big dome thing that looks like a penis.”

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Yeah, they just let anybody in there now.

March 18th, 2010 · No Comments · Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

“I’m so glad we can finally come to DC without getting arrested at the White House.” -A very preppy looking girl on the Mall

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I heart DC . . . bars.

February 9th, 2010 · No Comments · Metro, Tourons (Tourist + Moron)

Orange line between Foggy Bottom and Rosslyn: Fratty Guy #1: I’ve spent a week here, and all I can really say I’ve seen is the White House.Fratty Guy #2: Good bars here.Fratty Guy #1: Yeah, great bars in this city.

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