Eavesdrop DC

Woman packing up a “storage pod”: “Before we go any further, do you have any more oddly-shaped extra bits I should know about?”
Old man jogging by, without stopping: “Tons!”
–U Street

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I was walking up 14th street between U & V and there were a bunch of guys standing around – one guy said, “Man, I have way too many felonies to fuck with that guy!”

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Woman in her 30’s walking her pint size mini-dog while chatting on her cell phone to a friend. They were making plans for the evening, to attend a party.
Woman asked her friend, “Would I be overdressed in patent leather heels and tights?”
–1300 Block of U Street, north side in front of [...]

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Outside of Ben’s Chili Bowl Tuesday night when they were setting up to film Russell Crowe movie -
Old (possibly tourist) lady: Well if Steven Seagal isn’t in it, I’m not sticking around….

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