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Isn’t there an app for that?

June 15th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Heard on the sidewalk in front of Metro Center: Woman A – Oh, no! Woman B (a nearby stranger) – Is everything all right? Woman A – I think I forgot to lock my car. Woman B – Where did you leave it? Woman A – In East Falls Church. (Stops, takes out her car [...]

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Ovechk Him? I barely know him!

June 13th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Guy 1: Hey did I tell you guys that I saw Alex Ovechkin in his Mercedes? Guy 2: Whats an O’Vegican?? Is that like a Vegan Mexican? Guy 3: Clearly you don’t follow sports whatsoever.

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And don’t get me started about the Supreme Court.

June 10th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

“If you grew up in LA, the White House is like, ghetto.” –Cleveland Park

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Hang ten(pack)!

June 9th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Overheard at office in West End: Guy 1: I got to keep running everyday so I can get those surfboard abs. Guy 2: You mean washboard abs? Guy 1: No, surfboard. You know, abs so good someone could surf on them.

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It’s all about the Benjamins

June 8th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Place – National Portrait Gallery at the Presidential Portrait Exhibit Woman 1 to Guard: “Where is Ben Franklin’s portrait? We can’t find it and really need to see it” Guard: “Umm… he wasn’t a president” Woman 2: “Well, we both work for the post office and he was the first postmaster general. We can’t go [...]

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Quick! I want your best definition of stigamosis.

June 7th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Two ladies walking down the hallway at the HQ of a major government agency: Lady 1: “They couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Some people said he had that Jesus bleeding thing…you know…ah… Lady 2: “Hemophi–” Lady 1: “Stigamosis.”

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This was super relevant when it was submitted back in April. Whoops.

June 2nd, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

“Michele Bachmann thinks Planned Parenthood wants to be known as the “LensCrafters of big abortion.” I think Michele Bachmann wants to be known as the “scarecrow of knowledge.”

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Black tie affair and sisterly love

June 1st, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Two young girls in Forever 21 dressing rooms, Pentagon City. Girl 1: Ooh, I love this dress. It would be perfect for a funeral! Girl 2: You’re soo right. Girl 1: Hopefully someone dies soon. Girl 2: If my sister dies, you can totally wear it to the funeral.

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You mean she’s a fictional planet in the Star Wars universe? Interesting.

April 18th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Guy to girl: she was hot! H-o-t-h.

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You should have noticed when you passed Saks 3rd and 4th Ave.

April 13th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Wisconsin Avenue and Friendship Blvd: Three girls, late teens, presumably from out of town: “Did we pass it? I think we passed it. This doesn’t look like Friendship Heights.” They look around – “That is Saks Fifth Avenue! We are on Fifth Avenue! We definitely went too far.”

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