Heard on the sidewalk in front of Metro Center: Woman A – Oh, no! Woman B (a nearby stranger) – Is everything all right? Woman A – I think I forgot to lock my car. Woman B – Where did you leave it? Woman A – In East Falls Church. (Stops, takes out her car [...]
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June 13th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized
Guy 1: Hey did I tell you guys that I saw Alex Ovechkin in his Mercedes? Guy 2: Whats an O’Vegican?? Is that like a Vegan Mexican? Guy 3: Clearly you don’t follow sports whatsoever.
June 10th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
“If you grew up in LA, the White House is like, ghetto.” –Cleveland Park
June 9th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Overheard at office in West End: Guy 1: I got to keep running everyday so I can get those surfboard abs. Guy 2: You mean washboard abs? Guy 1: No, surfboard. You know, abs so good someone could surf on them.
June 8th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Place – National Portrait Gallery at the Presidential Portrait Exhibit Woman 1 to Guard: “Where is Ben Franklin’s portrait? We can’t find it and really need to see it” Guard: “Umm… he wasn’t a president” Woman 2: “Well, we both work for the post office and he was the first postmaster general. We can’t go [...]
June 7th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Two ladies walking down the hallway at the HQ of a major government agency: Lady 1: “They couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Some people said he had that Jesus bleeding thing…you know…ah… Lady 2: “Hemophi–” Lady 1: “Stigamosis.”
June 2nd, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
“Michele Bachmann thinks Planned Parenthood wants to be known as the “LensCrafters of big abortion.” I think Michele Bachmann wants to be known as the “scarecrow of knowledge.”
June 1st, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Two young girls in Forever 21 dressing rooms, Pentagon City. Girl 1: Ooh, I love this dress. It would be perfect for a funeral! Girl 2: You’re soo right. Girl 1: Hopefully someone dies soon. Girl 2: If my sister dies, you can totally wear it to the funeral.
April 18th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Guy to girl: she was hot! H-o-t-h.
April 13th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized
Wisconsin Avenue and Friendship Blvd: Three girls, late teens, presumably from out of town: “Did we pass it? I think we passed it. This doesn’t look like Friendship Heights.” They look around – “That is Saks Fifth Avenue! We are on Fifth Avenue! We definitely went too far.”